Go to Lambert’s this Saturday night for four of my most fave local bands ever…Many Birthdays, Baby Robots (the new crew), The Diagonals, and BASIC…it’s gonna be a big one! 
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Apparently from a steamy love session in their Paris hotel room! Who gives a fuck? Not me…in other LL news, apparently her and Sam got into a fight and the person there to console our poor, favorite, lesbian, piece of grabage…Lauren Conrad…those Hills girls just know how to make into the press! Way to go LC! Use that bitch like she does everyone else. Sorry LL…
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Because this girl looks like a fucking hooker and all. I mean, come on, that one call girl that belonged to that one senator was WAY hotter! But, as I am sure that all you Y chromosomes want to see…click here…THIS IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK YOU HORNY ASSHOLES!
ps, the hottest thing about this tramp is that she is fucking Brian Austin Green…that one dreamy dude from Beverly Hills 90210…
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Apparently she will show off her ring tonight on the red carpet…what red carpet? i have a date on the couch w/ my man and a movie and could care less about a red carpet…hope you guys enjoy it!
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Do you guys really believe that the DC Madam killed herself? All of the backwards back stabbing, public robbing, white collar, politician, wanna be your representative, care for the world and the state that we are in, lying, using assholes, had nothing to do with it? I call this homicide! The perfect murder? Perhaps…Open your eyes mother fuckers, you are letting these faggots run your world! BAD IDEA! Stand up for you, stand up for me…think for yourselves…this was an inside job…if you disagree, you need help. You are paying for this shit, bitches. The average American can’t buy a home, we owe too much in taxes…and at the same time, our representatives are fucking hookers on their lunch break and taking them to nicer hotels than you will ever see in your lifetime…and you know what you stupid fucks, you are paying for it…where is the justice? DO SOMETHING!!!
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I wish I could say that I thought this was a giant lie, but it’s fucking not people…I saw this shit yesterday but had just eaten my gd breakfast taco and could not deal! WWTDD.com has some of the juiciest, most gnarly pics I have ever seen in my entire life! I have a confession to make…on the day that I got married, my dad walked me down the aisle and when he let me go, I was so nervous that I planted one right on his lips…I did not realize what I had done until the pictures came back and to my complete fucking horror, my eyes were also closed! NASTY! No one has ever seen this pic except for me and the person that developed them. And I have not even told anyone about it! GROSS!
And now, all of a sudden, that pic looks like a giant lollipop at Disney World!
These two belong on that polygamist ranch, or in Austria with that other really creepy dude!
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Albert died of a heart attack at his home in Basel, Switzerland. He was 102, assholes! Do you know what that means? He must have been doing something right! CNN.com has the full story for you. I would go on to elaborate, however, I think I am going to leave the office in tears and hold a community wide grieving ceremony today. I do live in Austin afterall.
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Ok, yum! BF and I had dinner here last night to celebrate his birthday… yes, he is older than me …and it was so delicious!
We started the evening off with the roasted green chile queso w/ homemade fresh, fried tortilla strips ($6). The queso was very light and very tasty. The fresh fried tortilla strips were far superior to any tostada you would find at a tex-mex joint! We also decided to share the iceberg wedge salad w/ grape tomatoes and a very light and creamy buttermilk bleu cheese dressing ($8). BF is not into iceberg lettuce, but I thought that it was a fine pallette for the crisp bacon bits and rich dressing. Iceberg retains its temperature better than most lettuces, so it was perfect for this dish. I had the natural Niman ranch filet served with a tobasco hollandaise and a stuffed beef steak tomato ($32). Holy shit. It tasted just as good as it sounds. The steak was seasoned to perfection and melted in my mouth. BF had the brown sugar and coffee rubbed natural beef brisket, lean cut ($14). While I did not try it, he always gets the brisket, and he is self proclaimed brisket connoisseur, I take his word that it was good. In fact, there was only one piece left on the plate when he was done! We rounded our meal off with two family sides (large portions to feed 2-4 people) of mashed new potatoes w/ creme fraiche ($6) and some pan seared french beans, also $6.
Lamberts does not have salt and pepper on the tables. In most situations, this really pisses me off, it’s conceited to me. However, this food was seasoned to absolute divinity and they knew it! No salt and pepper shakers needed!
Next time I go back, and there will be a next time and it will be soon, I am going to try the banana creme pie! YUM! We had cake at the house so I just could not do that to myself at the time…
The bar upstairs hosts a M-F happy hour from 5-7, and plenty of music to make your drinks go down that much faster. Check out their Myspace page for more details…And if you live in Austin…you can come visit me and my BF on 5/17 b/c his band,Baby Robots ,and several of our friends’ bands will be playing together that night!
Bon Apetite, Bitches!
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I am fucking appalled that I am a 30 something well educated woman and the first I hear about this is from HBO. People…did you learn about this in high school? Did you learn about this in college? No, you didn’t. have you ever taken a good hard look at what is going on in this world? do you really know what the fuck happened w/ chernobyl? look at the diseased, watch those that have no other option…these people have no choice…and you fucking wannabe martyrs that have no god damned idea what the fuck is going on…and you know how i know that…cuz if you did…I WOULD HAVE READ ABOUT THIS IN MY HISTORY BOOKS! what-the-fuck!
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