I know this is bad, but I simply could not help myself…this is one very unfortunate looking bitch…

OUCH! That hurt!

Bitches and Hoes -

I will be going on vacation tomorrow and will not have a way to write for like a week…so, I will try to post as much as I can between now and the time I forget about this and enter lala land…If I am lucky, perhaps BF will take over for me and add a couple of gems up here for you guys to read…he’s way funnier than I am!

Have a safe holiday…don’t drink too much and get knocked up!

Truly,
gbj

Hey! That’s the same reason I don’t go to church, you’re too famous! Thanks, B!

Something must be in the water, it seems like everyone is going in these days…sad. Tyler was admitted into Las Encinas Hospital drug rehab center for substance abuse. Not sure which one he is not abusing, I will update soon.

On a much more sad note, daughter Liv and hubby Royston Langdon have also decided to call it quits. The pair say they will remain great friends for their son, Milo.

That’s right. He is ruining himself little by little…apparently this shot was taken at a bar in Essex on Saturday!

I suppose all I have to say is, who hasn’t sucked the spit out of this hoe cakes gnarly pie hole? SLUT.

It happened while I was out gettin crunk…but yes, it’s true…Ash is off the market and Jess was the maid of honor and Tony Romo was her date! If you care, get a real fucking job, you stupid freak!

Many Birthdays, Baby Robots, The Diagonals, and BASIC!

Do yourself a favor and buy all of the CDs! All of them, assholes…every single one of them…at least The Diagonals!

And only because he is soooooooooooooooo hot!

That’s right…these two hung out after his show that was the celebratory fest to recognize his release from jail. Pete played with Babyshambles. Wait, where the hell is Blake incarcerated when Pete closes in for this lepar kiss, and what the hell is going on with these two?

Go to Lambert’s this Saturday night for four of my most fave local bands ever…Many Birthdays, Baby Robots (the new crew), The Diagonals, and BASIC…it’s gonna be a big one!