“His rep confirmed the news to People with a statement from Duchovny saying, “I have voluntarily entered a facility for the treatment of sex addiction. I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family.” As much as we don’t want to believe this is really true, most of all it’s just sad for David’s wife Tea Leoni and their two children. Hopefully he’ll be out and back to his family soon with the problem under control before it causes any more pain.”

Um, man, check; penis, check. There is not much else to say!

I totally stole this picture, but what the hell! Jake’s ex, Kirsten Dunst and his new woman Reese Witherspoon are sseen side by side walking his dog. Kirsten looks a little pissed off the way she is holding that leash trying to strangle the poor dog. I think I know why. That dog is a like totally hotter than she is.

“Plot to Assassinate Obama:
Denver authorities announced they had arrested three people on drug and gun charges in connection with a possible plot to assassinate Obama during his speech accepting the nomination Thursday night. The US Attorney Generals office will hold a press conference this afternoon to discuss the “aggressive” inquiry into the case. It’s not clear how detailed the plot was before the arrests.”

Where were these fuck faces when Bush was around? Shit is scary, ya’ll!

The whole premise of the MTV show starring Tila Tequila was to help her find her true love match…male or female. Looks as if the spotlight gave her just enough momentum to hit the big hittin lesbian scene and find her way into the arms of the YAHOO! CEO/founder’s daughter, Courtenay Semel, who just earlier this week reported she was Lindsay Lohan’s first female lover.

What the hell. Who gives a fuck?

note: the image is huge. i could say that it is on purpose for all those who need if for their personal reasons today…catch my drift?

Someone decided to paint her house for her! How fucking awesome is this? She should stop messing around with married men!

That’s right, Gwen Stefani has finally popped! Bush frontman, Gavin Rossdale along with his Harajuku lover of a wife, and tot Kingston, welcome to the family a new little brother! You will never guess what his name is…

Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale. What the hell? And no, it’s not a joke!

If he looks anything like his future heartbreaker bro, King, I don’t care what his name is!

So…if you want to read some more beautifully hilarious and thought provoking material…please go here…http://plasticed.tumblr.com/, or click here.

He too has a perm link under the “friend’s bogs” category…

Doug is brilliant. Read his shit…get smart, assholes!

Now, all we need is to get The Real Drunk Uncle Bob to update his shit on a regular basis! Hurry, Mike!

Here’s why…

I am home sick today w/ a viral flu…FUCK THAT!

I went to the doctor this morning to get all fixed up, and that man, who must know by now that I love me some fucking downers, gave me some cough syrup filled to the brim w/ codeine…

Oh.Hell.Yes.

Move over Bun B…there is a new H-Town bitch on the scene…

My friend Audra, a fantastically amusing writer from Austin, Texas, finally has a space to call her own…check out this gurl’s wit and mad skills…hilarity ensues…

http://yeahsolike.blogspot.com/ or click here…

Audra is a music writer for the Austin Chronicle, but even better than those gems, is the shit that comes out of her mouth late night!

I have created a perma link to her page that you can find under the friend’s blogs tab on this page, as I am sure this blog is one that will be worth checking often.

ENJOY!

LeRoi Moore, 46, died of complications from an ATV accident that occurred on June 30, 2008. Moore was driving a four wheel all terrain vehicle on his farm in Charlottesville, Virginia when he crashed, breaking ribs and puncturing a lung. He spent a few days in the hospital and was released.

That makes me sad.