Born last night, a baby boy for this emo duo. Congrats and all on the baby, but I think these two need a new schtick. Anyone?

I know, it’s old news. I was dumbing it down in Honduras w/ my bitches on the beach…so…love it or leave it!

Ha! Getting married cuz she got knocked up! You would think with all that money of hers, she may be able to buy some fucking bc pills…Come on, bitch…the last thing this world needs is for the Simpson clan to be spreading their dysfunctional genes around…

That’s what I hear!

“We know there has been a lot of speculation recently about Pete and I, and we wanted our fans to be the first to know, because you guys are the best,” Simpson said in a statement posted Wednesday on People magazine’s Web site. “Yes, we are thrilled to share that we are happily engaged.”

Simpson’s manager-father, Joe Simpson, told the magazine he’s “totally happy” and “so excited to have Pete as part of (our) family.”

The couple began dating in fall 2006, according to People.

Wentz, 28, is bassist for Fall Out Boy. Simpson, 23, a singer, songwriter and actress, is the younger sister of pop star Jessica Simpson.

Ashlee Simpson’s new album, “Bittersweet World,” is set for release on April 22.”

Oh Heavens…Another failed Simpson marriage is on the horizon! Nothin like two wannabe rockers trying to make it work…