Here’s the damn deal assholes…

i am going to see Manu Chao tape at the studio…don’t be jealous, it’s just how it rolls for me, i happen to be a lucky son of a bitch!

I know the right people.

ACL is a mere 7 days away, and while i will only be there for one day, (sacrifice and compromise)…i plan to make the most of it. Get ready for the real deal, this year, i have some help…it will be the most hella, crunk, dank, phat, sweet, bitchin coverage of the entire festival!

We will cover not only the sick music, but also the FOOD, and the people…get ready for Glamour Magazine’s Do’s and Dont’s, only Austin style…

get ready you fucking losers, the shit is about to hit the fan…pictures included!

I like to eat, folks. If you know me, you know that I can eat more chicken cones (Hudson’s On The Bend) than any single being on this or any other planet! So, while I am sitting here at work counting the minutes, I decided to make sure that the cone was in for another appearance this year…AND IT IS! Also, newly added to the list is Aquarelle, the best french restaurant in town!

Never fear, they shall never cease selling the zillion dollar beer, and the most confusing of all beverages for a hot, September music festival…RED WINE! That makes me want to throw up!

Here is a list to get your mouth watering!

See you all next weekend!

Aquarelle Restaurant: Steak N Frit Sandwich, Crawfish Poor boy, Blackpepper French Fries
Austin’s Pizza: Pepperoni Pizza, Cheese Pizza
Boomerang’s Pies: Guinness Steak & Potato, Southwest Chicken, Spinach & Mushroom
Doc Green’s Gourmet Salads: Chicken Caesar Salad, Dr. Fruity Salad, Grilled Veggie Wrap
El Chilito Tacos: Chochinita Pibil Taco, Tinga de Pollo Taco, Bean and Cheese Taco
Hudson’s on the Bend: Hot & Crunchy Fish Cone, Hot& Crunchy Chicken Cone, Hot & Crunchy Avocado Cone, Death by Chocolate
The Original Hoffbrau Steaks: Steak Sandwich, Cheeseburger, Jumbo Hot Dog
Austin’s Best Burgers: Cheeseburger, Veggie Burger, Cheese Fries, Sliced Watermelon
P. Terry’s Burger Stand: Hamburger, Cheeseburger, Chicken Burger, Veggie Burger
Pureheart: Beef and Lamb Gyros, Mediterranean Veggie Gordita, Greek Salad, Turkey Panini
Restaurant Jezebel: Falafel Pita Sandwich, Cold Pasta with black olive pesto, Big’ol Curried potato, Cabbage and Pea Burrito
Roy’s Hawaiian Fusion Restaurant: Hawaiian Style Smoked Turkey Leg, Pulled Kahlua Pork Nachos, Grilled Sausage on a Stick
Saba Blue Water Café: Mahi Mahi Fish Taco (chipotle aoli slaw), Pulled Pork Taco, Chicken & Cheese Flautas, Coconut Plantain Shrimp
Salt Lick Bar-B-Que: Sausage Wrap, Sloppy Nachos, Chopped Brisket Sandwich
Solar Natural Wraps: Falafel Wrap, Hummus Wrap, Chicken Wrap
Stubb’s BBQ: Chopped Beef Sandwich with Fritos, Pulled Pork Sandwich with Fritos, Sliced Brisket Sandwich with Fritos
The Best Wurst: Grilled Sausage Sandwich with Bratwurst, Smoked Pork Italian, or All Beef Country, New York Buttered Salt-Potatoes
Thistle Café: Chicken Chipotle Wrap, Smoked Turkey Wrap, Veggie Wrap
Vespaio Ristorante & Enoteca Vespaio: Housemade Mozzarella, Tomatoes & Basil Pesto, Crispy Calamari with Lemon Aioli, Pork Meatball-Parmesan Hoagie with Melted Mozzarella
Wahoo’s Fish Taco: Blackened Fish or Grilled Chicken Tacos, Fish or Chicken Burrito, Vegetarian Burrito.
Beverages:

Best Lemonade: Fresh Squeezed Lemonade, Fresh Squeezed Strawberry Lemonade, Fresh Squeezed Blueberry Lemonade
Flipnotics Chilled Beverages: Strawberry Smoothie, Mocha Frappe, Iced Coffee
Maine Root Hand Crafted Beverages: Root Beer, Ginger Brew, Prickly Pear Agave Lemonade
Sambazon Acai-Organic Smoothies: Organic Acai Smoothie, Organic Acai Juice, Rio Bowl, Rasta Bowl
Deserts/Snacks:

Amy’s Ice Cream: Ice Cream with assorted toppings
Ben & Jerry’s/Lifeworks: Cherry Garcia ice cream bar, Half Baked ice cream bar, Vanilla ice cream bar
Children of the Kettle Corn: Organic Kettle Corn
nICE CONEz: Shaved Block ice Snow Cones, Snow Cones stuffed with ice cream
Snowie: Regular and All Natural Snow Cones

Bon Apetite, bitches!

Yes, I was ,indeed. My very good friend is “the big dog” of the tv show and he gives me the tickets I want. He has me spoiled…Anyways, we went on Sunday to see Bette and Pinetop Perkins play and, as ususal, it blew my mind! She was so full of energy and soul and had such a divine stage presence. The studio only holds about 300 people and the sound quality is far superior to anything I have ever heard in my life. It was so emotional, the kid next to me was crying…you know who you are ;)…

Here is where I become a huge stuck up, obnoxious, brat! YOU CANNOT GET TICKETS! You can’t buy them, you can’t trade for them, you just can’t. (I am sure that there are some people out there that can, but most of you cannot) You can listen to the radio to hear the secret location where they will give away the free tickets…if you can even find the schedule of who is playing…and wait all day in line for a “maybe” ticket. No Thank You!!! I will stick w/ my main man on this one…but if you decide to see for yourself, good luck, you’re gonna need it! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Click here for the money list…

David Byrne! Spiritualized! Conor Oberst! Strange Boys! I can keep going, but I won’t…go look!

And ps…I need a TICKET!