Bitches and Hoes -

I will be going on vacation tomorrow and will not have a way to write for like a week…so, I will try to post as much as I can between now and the time I forget about this and enter lala land…If I am lucky, perhaps BF will take over for me and add a couple of gems up here for you guys to read…he’s way funnier than I am!

Have a safe holiday…don’t drink too much and get knocked up!

Truly,
gbj

Hey! That’s the same reason I don’t go to church, you’re too famous! Thanks, B!

Something must be in the water, it seems like everyone is going in these days…sad. Tyler was admitted into Las Encinas Hospital drug rehab center for substance abuse. Not sure which one he is not abusing, I will update soon.

On a much more sad note, daughter Liv and hubby Royston Langdon have also decided to call it quits. The pair say they will remain great friends for their son, Milo.

Apparently she will show off her ring tonight on the red carpet…what red carpet? i have a date on the couch w/ my man and a movie and could care less about a red carpet…hope you guys enjoy it!

Carmen, 36 and Rob, 37 are engaged after less than a year of dating…I hope this one does not end up like the rest…Dave Navarro and that one big, tall ,goofy mother fucker, Dennis Rodman!

The party of five were out to celebrate Posh’s 34th birthday at the Pink Taco in LA. This picture is far better than any that I have seen of the outting. What an adorable baby. I would want my kid to be just like this!

Ha! Getting married cuz she got knocked up! You would think with all that money of hers, she may be able to buy some fucking bc pills…Come on, bitch…the last thing this world needs is for the Simpson clan to be spreading their dysfunctional genes around…

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David Byrne! Spiritualized! Conor Oberst! Strange Boys! I can keep going, but I won’t…go look!

And ps…I need a TICKET!

That’s what I hear!

“We know there has been a lot of speculation recently about Pete and I, and we wanted our fans to be the first to know, because you guys are the best,” Simpson said in a statement posted Wednesday on People magazine’s Web site. “Yes, we are thrilled to share that we are happily engaged.”

Simpson’s manager-father, Joe Simpson, told the magazine he’s “totally happy” and “so excited to have Pete as part of (our) family.”

The couple began dating in fall 2006, according to People.

Wentz, 28, is bassist for Fall Out Boy. Simpson, 23, a singer, songwriter and actress, is the younger sister of pop star Jessica Simpson.

Ashlee Simpson’s new album, “Bittersweet World,” is set for release on April 22.”

Oh Heavens…Another failed Simpson marriage is on the horizon! Nothin like two wannabe rockers trying to make it work…

I am hardly convinced. She stated that “you will never see the two of us together because that is not how we are”…and something about the relationship started out that way and that is how it has worked for them. She also said that Chris gets very angry when she says anything about him in public.

Does something seem fishy here, kids? I mean, come on. There are several pics of the two together while they were dating and right after the birth of Apple. However, lately, I have seen nothing. Whatever, all I know is that I a very disappointed in Mr. Martin. Why on earth would you want to hang out with this washed up wannabe? He could do so much better. That’s my opinion, anyways…