That’s right. She’s so bad. She plays this crazy feet chasing game on the covers…ALL FUCKING NIGHT LONG…my other cat, Trixie, has decided to teach her how to beg for food early in the morning as well. Oh god, what did I do?

And I celebrated by getting tore up…ugh…my head is killing me!

She’s a heavy drinker…

Scrunchers! That is what *bnd* would say!

She’s a Daddy’s girl. He said that she already asked to borrow the car yesterday. For real.

I will chronicle Ms. Bojangles’s life here. Please bare with me. If you can’t handle the overload of adorable, go suck a dick!

This beautiful young girl here, has found her match in a man that is very down to earth and “real”…oh yeah, and he’s also the 63 year old founder of Netscape…Jim Clark…

A billionaire, down to earth? Hey man, I’d suck an old wrinkled cock for half!

Ok, what is she? French and Mexican maybe? I think that’s it. Anyways, we all know what happens to the latinas after birth, they blow the fuck up. This girls and boys, is one reason GBJ is not real excited about having a bun in the oven. There are about a zillion other reasons as well. For one, no one in my family has any business spreading around our genes. I swear.

Good luck JA, I’m sure Jenny Craig will be knocking before too long. Another endorsement deal awaits you, doll!

They look so happy and I am in love with her dress! Where is Harlow?

No Good. It has been reported by several news sites. He will be missed.

Update: 7:00 pm, same day

I just saw on E! TV that in fact, Pat’s docs are saying that he is responding well to treatment and his outlook is “optimistic”. They deny stating that he only has weeks to live.

I don’t have much experience w/ cancer in the immediate sense, so I don’t know the lingo. I hope they’re not right.

and ps, shame on fark.com for making Ghost jokes!!! Shame on you!

She’s pretty. Pretty tranny, that is. Ok, so she’s got a smokin hot bod. Is the visual definition of a buttah-face? Huh? I say, indeed! However, I actually like her b/c she has a disabled son and she is a princess to him. Now, I know, GBJ is not the place to come for all that mushy bullshit, but the woman deserves the props…so suck my dick!

WTF? Holy shit…I think we should all the thankful for missing her lately. She already looks like Joan Rivers, and that is hideous to say about anyone. What the hell is going on here?

Seriously, her tummy looks good and all, but her face is a little out of sorts. And no offense, it’s not gossip, this is truth, people!