I just love her, and I love these two together! She is adorable and he is hot! Maybe he’s just hot cuz he’s with her cuz I don’t think I ever saw anything in him before that, but whatever, he’s hot. Happy belated bday, drew!

Ok, here we go…there is a small neighborhood grocery store in Austin, Texas called Avenue B Grocery. They had the phatest, most rad sandwiches in all the town. About a year or so ago, I tried to take some friends with me there to eat so they could experience the shear delight that I had been experiencing for years…to my surprise, the store was still there, but it was never open. And when I say never open, I mean, it was never open. It was the weirdest thing.

So a few weeks ago I took my friend James back, the sign said open, I was stoked! We walk in the doors to find that the store was open but the “deli” part of the store was out of; all meats, 75% of their bread variety, and several veggies. Basically, if you were in the mood for a grilled, gov’t cheese sandwich on Wonder bread, you were in luck. We left…I promised James that we would return and…HE WOULD FUCKING L-O-V-E it…

and we did…and he did…
So I decided that it was time to take bf there…he is a lover of the ultimate sandwich…and this is where it gets ugly…

We walk into the store, confusingly order our shit, grab some chips and drink, just as I had in the past, and sit back near the counter and wait for our food. I see bf open his drink and take a sip…it looks refreshing , I do the same. I take a swig, twist the cap back on, and am suddenly shaken into reality by a mid-aged man’s voice saying, “MA’AAAAAAAM”…He just called me…gasp…ma’am…I politely said, “yes”, and he retorts…”We do not consume drinks in this establishment until they have been paid for and have exited the property”…I was shocked. I said, “ok”, put the cap back on and went to the cash register while he was mumbling something about an antique. If you have ever been in this store before, you know that the whole-fucking-thing-is-one-giant-antique…and it is. He decides to “do us a favor and ring us up b/c we “must be in a hurry to get outside and enjoy the day”…and we were. So we go up to the counter, he tells me sorry for yelling, but “our customers need to be trained just like our employees”…WTF? yes, i swear, he did say that…and he kept going. I was ready to throw in the towel and eat my sandwich, but then he goes on about how I could spill on his antiques…I politely told him that I was 32 and for as far as I know have been out of the “spilling” stage for several years now…he tells me that that is why they are called “accidents”.

See where I am going with this? This guy is a total fucking dirty bag of the big ‘ol D! I wanted, and I had, something very crass and rude to say to him at this point, but my mom is still alive and I would never say those things I was thinking as long as she lived on this earth. (except I did tell bf, but he would never repeat)
Anyways, the moral to the story is that the man that owns Avenue B grocery store, in Hyde Park, in Austin, Texas, has been in jail for the last year b/c of child pornography that was found in his ice cream cooler in the store, and if you ever dare to buy a drink from his establishment…DRINK THAT SHIT OUTSIDE!

boycot list for sure…and, yes, you had to be there!

Dear Mr. Owner,

If you ever read this…YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK!

love always,

GBJ

GBJ disclaimer…ok, so it may not be true about the child porn in the freezer, but I  do know that my girl, G,  used to call him to Hyde Park rapist.  We don’t know if he ever raped anyone, actually, we know nothing about him…all we do know is that he is not “right”…we’re just try’n to have a little fun here.  BACK THE FUCK OFF!

That’s right boys and girls, meet the lovely Frances Bean Cobain.  Daughter of (fucking ridiculously hot) grunge-rock god, Kurt Cobain, and sorry waste of flesh Courtney Love.  Sorry, but it’s true.  However, by the looks of these pics, the 15 year old Frances looks like, despite growing up in a very jaded spotlight, might be well on her way to making a name for herself.  She claims that there are approximately 200,000 fan based websites out there about her already.  Looks like she inherited her mom’s ignorance.  200,000, come on. 

Oh well, she’s cute.

Eva’s rep has released the following statement: “Eva has been working hard for the past year and made a positive decision to take some much-needed time off to proactively attend to some personal issues that, while not critical, she felt deserved some outside professional support. Out of respect for Eva’s privacy, we do not wish to discuss further details.”

Whoa…looks like the world likes to get high!

at 4:00…if you care.

The drug and alcohol addicted, plastic, snow barbie/ken is expected this summer.  BFD!

This girl is totally fucked!  Just look at her role models for crying out loud.  At least she decided to get her GED.  She must already know that her career is over and is preparing to serve Frosty’s to help support her bastard child!  Go Spears!  GBJ wouldn’t be nearly as cool w/ out you guys!

Aww….How sweet!

Holy shit…I can’t believe it.  Not only did he fuck her, he wants to marry her.  Oh, how the world seems hopeless sometimes…sigh.

Tis the season…unfortunately, People magazine reporting, and their reps confirming, Sean and Robin have decided to go their separate ways.  The couple has been together since the early 90′s and married for eleven years w/ two children. 

Sad.  I just think that as ppl get older, they change.  Sometimes, as sad as it may be, that change allows separation between two people who love each other very much.  It’s not a bad thing.  To share so much of your life with someone is actually a very beautiful thing.  Don’t cry, kids…they’ll work it all out in the end.