I thought porn moguls were supposed to be voluptuous…the HIV is in full swing.

Congrats!  Cash Warren is totally hot, btw!  Oh yeah, and I can’t wait to watch this bitch blow up! 

She filed, he had no idea, he was told by a reporter.  Nice.

I know, I know…the boys like the booty.  Something to hold on to.  But really boys, is this bitch that good?…isn’t this shit a little excessive?  Come on, everytime you see this hooker she is looking over one shoulder…Awwwww, who cares…you still fall for it don’t you?

I love boys.  So easy to read.

“A German paper gave a concert revue of the Amy Winehouse show in Zurich last night, although it so sounds more like a eulogy.  Amy apparently came on stage, drank gin and tonics and wine, cried, scratched incessantly at her skin, sat down, cried some more, then ran off stage.  All in all, it was a entertainment extravaganza that left a jam packed auditorium squealing with delight and begging for more.  Maybe next time she can just fall down and start sleeping right there on stage, snoring and knocking over her bottle of gin.  Then for the encore they could come put a sparkler in her hand or something.”

Wow…my hero?

Also, according to Extra, when they asked how she was doing she shouted, ““Eat it, lick it, snort it, f*%k it!”

ok…apparently  she says this in court at her latest child custody hearing.  Now, as much as I would love to believe it, I am here to tell you all to take this w/ a grain of salt.  It’s about time this girl had a break…

wait a second…why am I being so nice?  I must be in looooooove!

Fuck her.

Back on the market, bitches!  He is rad.
Wait, I mean, awwww, they couldn’t make it work.

WTF, did he just realize he actually married a man?  Or a twelve year old boy?

read on for some more juice…

“Well-placed sources tell us that pop star Pink’s marriage is on its last legs. Apparently, when the singer married her biker beau, Carey Hart, she took a “Don’t ask, don’t tell” policy and agreed to let him have his fun when she’s away on tour. But she’s changed her mind now that her biological clock has started ticking. “Divorce is just around the corner,” says our mole. “Carey has this one blonde in particular that he takes everywhere, even public appearances. But Pink knew what she was getting into!” Stupid girl, indeed.”

Apparently she took them on a Starbucks run w/her and then out to the pool for a little QT.  But in all reality people, who cares about them when a shot like this is taken?  She’s at home, yes, and should be able to do what she wants, but that can’t happen.  Smoking and dancing?  Where is her Livestrong bracelet?
One more thing.  Why does she got to Starbucks everyday?  She could buy that place.  She could hire her own barista and have an IV drip of starbucks and pureed cheetos.  Now that’s the life!

Seriously.  WTF?  Look at her.  Tan is good.  Forgetting to remove your mud mask, BAD!

Ryan confirmed the news himself.  So sad.