and everyone wants to blame the Mexican Drug Cartel…um, folks…i hate to say it, but the fuckin Cartel receives the majority of their income, albeit illegal, from WEED.  DIRT WEED none-the-less,  you god damned idiots. Uh, really? Decapitation…for weed? Personally, I don’t think that’s necessary.

does someone clean your house for you?  do your lawn?

think about it kids…and while you’re at it…go ahead and ponder the fucking border patrol.

suck it, assholes.

GBJ

For real, guys. Today it was drizzling, dark and cloudy on my way home from work. I turned on the radio for the weather forecast, and low and behold, there were like 20 accidents in town…Ok, so, Texans (along w/ women, asians, and drunks) are known for our inability to drive…so how come, whenever the weather gets shitty out, we still feel the urge to one up each other?  Come on kids…catch a fuckin drift!

Thank you, and good night.

GBJ

The former screen siren…and by former, I am referring to the siren part, has been handed the book on racism…damn, she needs to be locked away for letting herself go down the drain.

PARIS, France (AP) — A Paris court on Tuesday convicted Brigitte Bardot of provoking discrimination and racial hatred for writing that Muslims are destroying France.

Brigitte Bardot wrote an angry letter criticizing Muslims in 2006.

The court also handed down a $23,325 fine against the former screen siren and animal rights campaigner.

A leading French anti-racism group known as MRAP filed a lawsuit last year over a letter she sent to then-Interior Minister Nicolas Sarkozy. The remarks were published in her foundation’s quarterly journal.

In the December 2006 letter to Sarkozy, now the president, Bardot said France is “tired of being led by the nose by this population that is destroying us, destroying our country by imposing its acts.”

She was referring to the Muslim feast of Aid el-Kebir, celebrated by slaughtering sheep.

French anti-racism laws prevent inciting hatred and discrimination on racial or religious or racial grounds. Bardot had been convicted four times previously for inciting racial hatred.

Something must be in the water, it seems like everyone is going in these days…sad. Tyler was admitted into Las Encinas Hospital drug rehab center for substance abuse. Not sure which one he is not abusing, I will update soon.

On a much more sad note, daughter Liv and hubby Royston Langdon have also decided to call it quits. The pair say they will remain great friends for their son, Milo.

For real, I have never seen even one picture where this unfortunate monster looks 1% attractive!

Oh shit, you guys know that I hate doing this kind of stuff, but I did email the owner to try and kiss and make up, and I have received no response, which leads me to believe that he could give a fuck about making his customers happy. Join the club, buddy. The feeling is mutual, I could give a fuck about your shit food!

So, the place is Bossa*Nova in Austin, Texas…Here is the address. You can even download a copy of their painfully disgusting menu…Please, take a look at what you are not missing!

First of all, there is this big giant douche bag that works the counter. He wears sunglasses inside and a fucking tire chain around his neck. Catch my drift? I think he is a little pissed that he has to be there when he could be rocking out somewhere instead, but that ain’t my problem, yo…

So, I called once to get a takeout order. Easy, two drinks and two sandwiches w/ soup. Shit hit the fan as soon as he answered the phone. He apparently was asking me for my name, but I had preceeded to order. This was totally NOT OK w/ him. He just kept yelling “NO” at me when I would start to order. I am sorry that I did not follow your rules, dude, but it has been a long time since I have worked in the food industry, and besides, it would not have been that big of a damn deal had I given you my name at the end of the conversation. I get it, I would not want to work a sandwich shop either…

So, one of my sammies were to be sans mayo, not mine cuz I love the shit, and so on. Anyways, I get there to pick up the order and he argued with me that I only told him I wanted one drink. Right, no big deal. Charge me for another fucking bottled drink and let me get the fuck out of here. So…I paid, and while my card was running I was looking in the dessert case and saw a yummy cupcake that I needed to have. When I asked if I could add that on to my order, he says “NO”. AGAIN…I could have paid cash or whatever, but he actually told me that I could not have it. (note: I ended up getting the cupcake b/c as it turns out he had to re-run my card to charge me for the drink that I ordered that he FORGOT about)…So, it all worked out in the end…Until I get home and there is only one mother fucking sandwich in the bag and it has mayo oozing out the sides all over the place. Now, while I love me some mayo, I DETEST IT WHEN IT’S HOT and oily and spilling out every inch of the creation. It was so gross that I don’t even remember what the sandwich was supposed to be…not good. I ordered the corn chowder which I would normally love more than life itself, but this shit is like skim milk topped off w/ a shot of canola oil. It’s fucking gross.

So, at this point, I am so aggro that I don’t even bother to eat that mother fucker’s precious cupcake…

To the defense of the owners, the douche bag counter guy is not the owner, they are very friendly and helpful, however, that does not hold a candle when your food taste like semen and the guy serving it to me is a big fucking pussy.

Instead of ever going here, I suggest trying Hot Mama’s (and yes, there are some major hot mama’s working here) for your coffee and Baby Greens for your healthy food!

ps, for all of you true Austin-ites, Hot Mama’s food is prepared in coordination w/ the Ararat staff. That’s right, THE ararat, circa 2006. yummers!

Bon Apetite, bitches!

Ha! Getting married cuz she got knocked up! You would think with all that money of hers, she may be able to buy some fucking bc pills…Come on, bitch…the last thing this world needs is for the Simpson clan to be spreading their dysfunctional genes around…

That’s right. She’s so bad. She plays this crazy feet chasing game on the covers…ALL FUCKING NIGHT LONG…my other cat, Trixie, has decided to teach her how to beg for food early in the morning as well. Oh god, what did I do?

Source: The Sun UK

Crack addict Amy, 24 — whose looks have been ravaged by drugs — also had cuts on her arm as she popped out near her London home.

A source said: “Amy has admitted she needs to check into rehab again.

“There are too many temptations for her in the UK — people around her in London are making it impossible for her to stay clean for any length of time.

“Her management had considered flying her to a clinic in Israel but are now looking further afield. They are assessing a clinic in Cape Town in South Africa.”

Amy, who spent two weeks in rehab in January, was pictured after earlier seeing husband BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL, 25 — on remand in prison accused of perverting justice.

Grubby

She was visited later at her flat in Camden by grubby-looking junkie rocker PETE DOHERTY, 29.

Back to Black star Amy says her skin condition is impetigo, a bacterial infection.

Sun Doctor Carol Cooper said: “The damage is quite severe, but not unusual with crack cocaine abuse.

“She’s got a number of sores, some of which look infected, and others that have formed ulcers.”

Seen here filming his new movie Spread w/ co-star Margarita Levieva.

Apparently, Demi has him chained to the bed cuz homeboy is lookin a little pale and chub these days. Not to mention, a little gay.

note: no offense fatties or fags, it’s the damn honest truth. I imagine he is tired of that stretched out, ragged, old pussy. Go get him…Perhaps now is your chance!