Oh shit, you guys know that I hate doing this kind of stuff, but I did email the owner to try and kiss and make up, and I have received no response, which leads me to believe that he could give a fuck about making his customers happy. Join the club, buddy. The feeling is mutual, I could give a fuck about your shit food!

So, the place is Bossa*Nova in Austin, Texas…Here is the address. You can even download a copy of their painfully disgusting menu…Please, take a look at what you are not missing!

First of all, there is this big giant douche bag that works the counter. He wears sunglasses inside and a fucking tire chain around his neck. Catch my drift? I think he is a little pissed that he has to be there when he could be rocking out somewhere instead, but that ain’t my problem, yo…

So, I called once to get a takeout order. Easy, two drinks and two sandwiches w/ soup. Shit hit the fan as soon as he answered the phone. He apparently was asking me for my name, but I had preceeded to order. This was totally NOT OK w/ him. He just kept yelling “NO” at me when I would start to order. I am sorry that I did not follow your rules, dude, but it has been a long time since I have worked in the food industry, and besides, it would not have been that big of a damn deal had I given you my name at the end of the conversation. I get it, I would not want to work a sandwich shop either…

So, one of my sammies were to be sans mayo, not mine cuz I love the shit, and so on. Anyways, I get there to pick up the order and he argued with me that I only told him I wanted one drink. Right, no big deal. Charge me for another fucking bottled drink and let me get the fuck out of here. So…I paid, and while my card was running I was looking in the dessert case and saw a yummy cupcake that I needed to have. When I asked if I could add that on to my order, he says “NO”. AGAIN…I could have paid cash or whatever, but he actually told me that I could not have it. (note: I ended up getting the cupcake b/c as it turns out he had to re-run my card to charge me for the drink that I ordered that he FORGOT about)…So, it all worked out in the end…Until I get home and there is only one mother fucking sandwich in the bag and it has mayo oozing out the sides all over the place. Now, while I love me some mayo, I DETEST IT WHEN IT’S HOT and oily and spilling out every inch of the creation. It was so gross that I don’t even remember what the sandwich was supposed to be…not good. I ordered the corn chowder which I would normally love more than life itself, but this shit is like skim milk topped off w/ a shot of canola oil. It’s fucking gross.

So, at this point, I am so aggro that I don’t even bother to eat that mother fucker’s precious cupcake…

To the defense of the owners, the douche bag counter guy is not the owner, they are very friendly and helpful, however, that does not hold a candle when your food taste like semen and the guy serving it to me is a big fucking pussy.

Instead of ever going here, I suggest trying Hot Mama’s (and yes, there are some major hot mama’s working here) for your coffee and Baby Greens for your healthy food!

ps, for all of you true Austin-ites, Hot Mama’s food is prepared in coordination w/ the Ararat staff. That’s right, THE ararat, circa 2006. yummers!

Bon Apetite, bitches!

Ha! Getting married cuz she got knocked up! You would think with all that money of hers, she may be able to buy some fucking bc pills…Come on, bitch…the last thing this world needs is for the Simpson clan to be spreading their dysfunctional genes around…

That’s right. She’s so bad. She plays this crazy feet chasing game on the covers…ALL FUCKING NIGHT LONG…my other cat, Trixie, has decided to teach her how to beg for food early in the morning as well. Oh god, what did I do?

Source: The Sun UK

Crack addict Amy, 24 — whose looks have been ravaged by drugs — also had cuts on her arm as she popped out near her London home.

A source said: “Amy has admitted she needs to check into rehab again.

“There are too many temptations for her in the UK — people around her in London are making it impossible for her to stay clean for any length of time.

“Her management had considered flying her to a clinic in Israel but are now looking further afield. They are assessing a clinic in Cape Town in South Africa.”

Amy, who spent two weeks in rehab in January, was pictured after earlier seeing husband BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL, 25 — on remand in prison accused of perverting justice.

Grubby

She was visited later at her flat in Camden by grubby-looking junkie rocker PETE DOHERTY, 29.

Back to Black star Amy says her skin condition is impetigo, a bacterial infection.

Sun Doctor Carol Cooper said: “The damage is quite severe, but not unusual with crack cocaine abuse.

“She’s got a number of sores, some of which look infected, and others that have formed ulcers.”

Seen here filming his new movie Spread w/ co-star Margarita Levieva.

Apparently, Demi has him chained to the bed cuz homeboy is lookin a little pale and chub these days. Not to mention, a little gay.

note: no offense fatties or fags, it’s the damn honest truth. I imagine he is tired of that stretched out, ragged, old pussy. Go get him…Perhaps now is your chance!

Ok, what is she? French and Mexican maybe? I think that’s it. Anyways, we all know what happens to the latinas after birth, they blow the fuck up. This girls and boys, is one reason GBJ is not real excited about having a bun in the oven. There are about a zillion other reasons as well. For one, no one in my family has any business spreading around our genes. I swear.

Good luck JA, I’m sure Jenny Craig will be knocking before too long. Another endorsement deal awaits you, doll!

No, I will not get the fuck out of town!

“I’m recording right now [with] Motown and being in the studio again has been really great,” she said of her “dance, hip-hop and R&B album,” adding, “It’s all coming together.”

No Good. It has been reported by several news sites. He will be missed.

Update: 7:00 pm, same day

I just saw on E! TV that in fact, Pat’s docs are saying that he is responding well to treatment and his outlook is “optimistic”. They deny stating that he only has weeks to live.

I don’t have much experience w/ cancer in the immediate sense, so I don’t know the lingo. I hope they’re not right.

and ps, shame on fark.com for making Ghost jokes!!! Shame on you!

She’s pretty. Pretty tranny, that is. Ok, so she’s got a smokin hot bod. Is the visual definition of a buttah-face? Huh? I say, indeed! However, I actually like her b/c she has a disabled son and she is a princess to him. Now, I know, GBJ is not the place to come for all that mushy bullshit, but the woman deserves the props…so suck my dick!

WTF? Holy shit…I think we should all the thankful for missing her lately. She already looks like Joan Rivers, and that is hideous to say about anyone. What the hell is going on here?