“A German paper gave a concert revue of the Amy Winehouse show in Zurich last night, although it so sounds more like a eulogy.  Amy apparently came on stage, drank gin and tonics and wine, cried, scratched incessantly at her skin, sat down, cried some more, then ran off stage.  All in all, it was a entertainment extravaganza that left a jam packed auditorium squealing with delight and begging for more.  Maybe next time she can just fall down and start sleeping right there on stage, snoring and knocking over her bottle of gin.  Then for the encore they could come put a sparkler in her hand or something.”

Wow…my hero?

Also, according to Extra, when they asked how she was doing she shouted, ““Eat it, lick it, snort it, f*%k it!”

ok…apparently  she says this in court at her latest child custody hearing.  Now, as much as I would love to believe it, I am here to tell you all to take this w/ a grain of salt.  It’s about time this girl had a break…

wait a second…why am I being so nice?  I must be in looooooove!

Fuck her.

Vince doesn’t, but you definitely should.  Especially if I know you.  I’ll make fun of you for that shit.  Don’t give me a reason to get raw.  I’ll make you cry.

That’s right. My sources…i like the sound of that…say Tara was hospitalized to undergo a battery of tests for possible liver and pancreas issues.

As much as I hate to state the obvious…that’s what you get for being a boozed up sausage wallet, folks! Karma is a mother fucker!

I think she may have been drunk when she got dressed last night for her premiere.

Acting, no.  singing, not really.  reality tv, eh.

Naturally, what does one do when you clearly suck at everything and are yearning to fail at more.  Why, you make a country album, or course!

Apparently JS is meeting with big wig singer-songwriter John Rich (formerly of the Lonestar) in Nashville, reportedly to work on a country album.

Oh wait, I can I forget…she has failed at other stuff too.  Her clothes and her shoes are deplorable and cheap in a slutty, trailer trash, I’ll pimp anything for money, kind of way.  Hardly what I would call fashion.

Irina Lazareanu, a Canadian model has stepped forth to fill Kate’s shoes…no such luck.

Britney’s once a week overnight visits w/ Sean P and Jayden J have been revoked by an LA judge.  Now, as we can all imagine what is going on here, WWTDD.com has summed it all up for us…

Thank you Tyler Durden!

“It’s not entirely clear right now how Britney violated the order (drugs) and no sources (drugs) have come forward to clear things up.  All we know for (drugs) sure is that Britney is trying (to get drugs) to clear this matter up as we speak.  She loves (drugs) her sons and will do anything to drugs with drugs.”

I am in the process of watching the new E show, I taped it, “Keeping Up With The Kardashian’s“…jealous, bitches?

I’ll give an update babies.  No worry!

btw…Kim blames her gigantic ass on her Armenian genetics.  Um, yeah.

Um…yeah. remember when Madge was pregs w/ this one?  It was a HUGE deal.  HUGE.  She chose Carlos as the father b/c she wanted his genes.  BAD IDEA!