…and she leaves nothing for the imagination…oh, that’s right, I forgot who I was talking about. A naked girl in a men’s magazine. Makes perfect sense now.

There is this girl at my office that I can’t stand. She reminds me of Jessica Simpson. Not becasue she’s hot, cuz she’s not. She’s all washed up and dresses like my grandma would if she were still alive, but whatever. They are both incredibly blind and transparent. For me, that is fucking hilarious. I come to work just to hear all the dumb shit that comes out of her mouth. If she only knew…

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The Rocker was sentenced to 14 weeks in jail after he allegedly violated his probation sentence and used drugs.

Much to the surprise of the general public, Pete can’t seem to keep himself sober. 14 weeks? Are you fucking kidding me? Please, if this were say, um, me…I would have been sent away for a lot longer than that a lot longer ago.

Pete, you suck.

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Which, I don’t…that is why I am not even taking the time to post a picture of these douche bags…

A note to both of you,

Beyonce, your clothing line is the most atrocious thing I have seen since the Olsen twins tried to act, and your ass needs a little streamlining.

Jay,

Your music, wait, that’s what you do, right? Well, it sux…and so do your clothes.

You guys can go off and live in a happily, ridiculously, austintatiously clad world…

Great…

GBJ

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I never knew they sold smack up in there! Serisouly kids, there i sno way in hell LL is staying sober if she’s hanging out w/ Samantha, The Wonder Mess.

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Kate and Owen are getting the rumor mills churning once again…apparently Kate was visiting Owen in south Florida while he is filming a movie…Everyone is all up in arms about her visiting him b/c “people” blame his suicide attempt on their first-time failed relationship. Here’s what I think about their reunion…who gives a fuck? I don’t. All I know is that there must be some serious animalistic, passionate, hot sex going on for Owen to fuck anything that wears a dress like she one she donned above to the movies!

On another rumor note: Kate’s brother is busy playing the celebrity poker tournament in LA, and squashing rumors that the Goldie Hawn mini me is preggers….WTF?

Come to think of it, her muu-muu is kind of a signature mark of someone who is on the verge of a nervous breakdown, or just a big fat slob who doesn’t give a shit anymore. You know who you are. Your man stays out late at The Yellow Rose and stinks like Cody. Forget Saks and Barney’s baby, this is your website of choice…

Alright, I’ll stop now.

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Yes, that seems to be the biggest news of the day! What a sad sad world we live in homies…

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She just recently began her world tour in South Africa.  Yes, I know there are many white people there.  It was a bad attempt at a joke.  So…let’s talk about Celine’s son, Renee Charles.  Yes, that is a dude.  Cut that god damned hair you loaded fucking Canadian asshole!

Get the fuck out of Africa too.  The North Pole called, they need you up there.

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at 4:00…if you care.

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Home-wreckers and cheaters unite!

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Rapper T.I., whose real name is Clifford Joseph Harris, Jr., was arrested this afternoon in Atlanta. The ATF executed a search warrant at his home, and according to Atlanta’s FOX 5 News, T.I., remains in custody.

TMZ has more.

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