That’s right boys and girls, the cheetoh lovin, K-Fed hatin, baby mama is back at Cedars-Sinai today resting.  The pop tart was whisked out of her LA home from a side entrance and taken to the hospital for some sort of psychological evaluation. 

This is getting old.  Lindsay Lo needs to start drinking again…oh wait, she already has…well, someone needs to start getting stupid, this is getting boring.  She’s crazy.  Face it.

This girl is totally fucked!  Just look at her role models for crying out loud.  At least she decided to get her GED.  She must already know that her career is over and is preparing to serve Frosty’s to help support her bastard child!  Go Spears!  GBJ wouldn’t be nearly as cool w/ out you guys!

 

Britney showed up late to her deposition on Thursday, but we didn’t know how badly things were about to devolve. She was with her boys in the afternoon and supposed to hand them back to Kevin at 7 pm. Instead she apparently locked herself in her house with SP and JJ refusing to give them over. Cops, ambulances and helicopters fought their way through the paparazzi mob to get to the door and try to reason with Britney. After a few hours, she was wheeled out on a gurney and taken to the hospital for a “mental evaluation.” While there are a lot of ways to point fingers in this situation, we still don’t know the details of what exactly went down and clearly this debacle has reached a heartbreaking low.

Check this shit out!

Thanks for the goodies, Popsugar.com!

Also, according to Extra, when they asked how she was doing she shouted, ““Eat it, lick it, snort it, f*%k it!”

ok…apparently  she says this in court at her latest child custody hearing.  Now, as much as I would love to believe it, I am here to tell you all to take this w/ a grain of salt.  It’s about time this girl had a break…

wait a second…why am I being so nice?  I must be in looooooove!

Fuck her.

While not even a little bit surprised considering all the cover-up shots from last week, I would still much rather see these lips than her others (NSFW) she likes to flaunt around for the world to see.

Yum…

Britney’s once a week overnight visits w/ Sean P and Jayden J have been revoked by an LA judge.  Now, as we can all imagine what is going on here, WWTDD.com has summed it all up for us…

Thank you Tyler Durden!

“It’s not entirely clear right now how Britney violated the order (drugs) and no sources (drugs) have come forward to clear things up.  All we know for (drugs) sure is that Britney is trying (to get drugs) to clear this matter up as we speak.  She loves (drugs) her sons and will do anything to drugs with drugs.”

Fo Shizzle!  YIKES!

Wanna See?  I ain’t showin it, by WWTDD.com sure is!  Thanks for the love.

btw…when you make nearly a mil per month, you’d think she may have a digital camera.  or a fucking telescope that shoots death rays…something.  A disposable?  You can take the trash out of the country, but you can’t take the country out of the trash…or whatever…you know what i mean.

What happened to that comeback? I had such faith in this wee one. Oh well. Too late.

ps…just so you know.  Brit Brit was not on her way to a costume party w/ this get up.  Shit is for real, ya’ll!

Word around town…well, at least at Dana’sDirt.com…is that Brit Brit has failed her first random drug test and is back in the rehab scene. I would love nothing more than to hear it’s true.

This pic was taken Friday as Ms. Spears left her lawyer’s office.  This bitch needs some serious meds.

Yes, I am a total bitch, and yes, my friends love me for it.