This shit is like gold…a GBJ dream come true!

“Before I even started working for her, I was warned about her stripping,” he says. “I must have seen her naked dozens of times and each time I’ve been extremely embarrassed. She strips off anywhere — at home, recording studios and clubs.”

Want more?

You shave your head, you just may lose your kids, you get charged with a hit and run…no biggie.  If you would fucking stop acting like you’re gonna make some big huge comeback and stop hanging out w/ that fucking douche bag Criss Angel…we might let you in under the radar.  Take Sean P’s pacifier out of your mouth and get a grip, bitch.  The rave is over.  Your life…it officially sucks!

Yay mommy, we are so proud of your efforts.

With new singles about to drop, Britney is busy taking good care of herself and being a wonderful mother…shrug…

Seriously. you. idiot.  Put some fucking correct clothes on.  Come on, just once.  Look it’s easy…You have a cute white eyelet dress.  Put on a slip.  Was that hard.  They make trashy slips.  They also make sexy slips.  You can still be WT, just stop showing us what you got under there.

Well, now I know that I read the title of the song, but since it didn’t stick, you guys will have to find out on your own…but, I mean, come on, do you really even care?

 

With the amount of cellulite on her ass, this bitch needs to be in a wetsuit.  Ok, so people are claiming that she is on the verge of her next melt down b/c she has 1) died her hair black again & 2) because she can’t keep her clothes on.

I mean really…was alcohol and drugs the problem?  I think she has a major chemical imbalance…she obviously doesn’t give a rat’s ass.

Britney:  “Well, uh, I ain’t never seen one of these bafore…but it does kinda look like a penis…ya’ll”

what is up……..omg, i just don’t get it.  where are her friends?  WHERE ARE HER FRIENDS?

Ok, this is good…but below you will find something much, and I mean way much, more amusing!

Here is Britney entering Winston’s…(with a friend)

And, this is also Brit entering Winston’s…still with a friend…

What up?  This girl has obviously not had the chance to be a kid.  Ladies, remember the days of changing outfits with your friends at school?  Borrowing clothes from one another?  Leaving your house (and folks) in the morning in one very conservative argyle sweater and getting to school to change into knee high argyle socks, a mini, and a teeny sweater?  (ok, so I never did the latter, but it’s in all the videos).

What is this girl thinking?  She has got some serious issues…I think I hear “Promises” calling her name.

p.s.  b/c she will never get her act together again, and she continues to amuse with her totall ya-hooness, GBJ has dedicated a whole category just to Ms. Spears-Alexander-Federline-Spears!  Sa-Weet!