The 2010 Emmy awards came and went without much hubbub regarding anyone’s atrocious fashion sense. 

The usual offenders were MIA…most likely hanging out in some seedy West LA bar with that idiot Scott Disick.  What the fuck is wrong with that kid.  Better yet, what the fuck is wrong Kourtney Kardashian?

and everyone wants to blame the Mexican Drug Cartel…um, folks…i hate to say it, but the fuckin Cartel receives the majority of their income, albeit illegal, from WEED.  DIRT WEED none-the-less,  you god damned idiots. Uh, really? Decapitation…for weed? Personally, I don’t think that’s necessary.

does someone clean your house for you?  do your lawn?

think about it kids…and while you’re at it…go ahead and ponder the fucking border patrol.

suck it, assholes.

GBJ

For real, guys. Today it was drizzling, dark and cloudy on my way home from work. I turned on the radio for the weather forecast, and low and behold, there were like 20 accidents in town…Ok, so, Texans (along w/ women, asians, and drunks) are known for our inability to drive…so how come, whenever the weather gets shitty out, we still feel the urge to one up each other?  Come on kids…catch a fuckin drift!

Thank you, and good night.

GBJ

She kicked off her state fair tour (yes, you heard me correctly…from arenas to state fairs) yesterday in Indiana! I can barely conceal the smile on my face at this posting. I love to see the demise of others like this one…and let me add, what the fuck is she wearing? That shirt looks like a sausage casing. Please. Just b/c you can’t make it in the pop world doesn’t mean you can try your wanna be talent in each genre. I used to think you were cute when you were younger and ignorant, but now that you are just plain ignorant it’s time for you to go into hiding. I promise, it’s best for everyone.

Damn, you suck. Nick and Vanessa are so digging this!

what the hell is she thinking? all week long (for real, every damn day) we have had to witness the worst attempt of the worst fashion comeback EVER! the pegged jeans look will never come back, and personally, i would never wear any fad that was brought back by this strange monster. stop it already, Katie…you suck, get over it!

I don’t know about this…I prefer Kate, hands down, even if she did fuck Pete Doherty. What is this world coming to?

In NYC…She’s amazingly beautiful, GBJ loves her…and her dress!

Now, obviously, we will all look like pregnant whales when we go to put it on.  Not sure if it’s a good thing that Kate is modeling her own clothes.  Like Pete modeling his own smack, or Courtney Love modeling her own…oh never mind…you get it…

I am sorry, even though she does look like a miserable cow, she is always impeccable.  Love those trousers.

Way hotter than the break-out ads of the late 70′s, but she cannot do for these horrid stretches of fabric what Becks has done for American soccer.  Hey, how about this.  Let’s put him a in a pair of skin tight, dark rinsed, skinny jeans and see how they explode! 

Ok wait.  One last look at the this picture…I’d totally do her!  She’s hot.