Seriously. you. idiot.  Put some fucking correct clothes on.  Come on, just once.  Look it’s easy…You have a cute white eyelet dress.  Put on a slip.  Was that hard.  They make trashy slips.  They also make sexy slips.  You can still be WT, just stop showing us what you got under there.

Here’s a random thought:  If he can afford to have a Gucci man purse, why the hell can’t he find a belt that is more function than fashion?  I just don’t get what these boys are thinking when they wake up in the morning and decide that having your pants hang under your ass with a belt looks good.  i just don’t see it.

Could you imagine what this world would be like if the legend of The Bennifer were ongoing in reality…OMG, thank goodness that boy made a wise choice for a wife…JLo goes well w/ Skeletor, he accentuates her tanorexic skin and gigantic ass!

Meanwhile, Mrs. Affleck, fresh from her return from Hawaii, steps out w/ a very lovely Chloe bag! You go girl. I love a woman who can run around in sweats and dress to the hilt the next day!

WTF?  I don’t know about this.  I would personally never wear anything with her name on it, I am afraid even her garments my jinx my shit.  To each his own.

She is so chic…always!

These two step out in trench coat mafia style and take on La Paris!

As I am a cougar, Shia is my prey…Tyrese, ok, and Josh Duhamel sticks his thing in Fergie…I wouldn’t touch that for money.

Jay…always looks great!

The cause of many fights between Laguna Beach’s blonde bitches, Kristin and LC, Stephen Coletti seems to be getting along just fine w/out either one of those gals…Just fine!

Amy Winehouse rocks my world.  For some reason the burlesque-types really do it for me. 

The Hills’s Heidi Montag and her totally obnoxious tool bag of a boyfriend, Spencer…need to fall in a hole…soon!

Ex-Laguna Beach hottie, Kristin Cavalerri rival, and Spencer hater…Lauren “LC” Conrad looks quite ethereal on the carpet…

She is so beautiful, yes?