W-T-F…are you kidding me?  Her kids are like alien hot.  The little man (blonde) Presley and his little sis Kaia.  I’m in awe. 

 

Alright, this rumor is still in the beginning stages, but I heard that Paris Hilton is moving to Austin.  I am disgusted, grossed out, and am just feeling plain dirty about it.  Look.  We have plenty of celebrities around here enjoying themselves and all this town has to offer.  My heart is officially broken, well, at least until someone can tell me this is simply not true!

I am sue that you have all heard the rumors around so far.  I just thought I’d post this pic as it is not too often we see the entire brood together.

However, let me take this moment to point a couple of issues I have with this picture….

1.  Why the hell is Shiloh’s head so damn big?

2.  Why do they all look like they are traumatized?

3.  Check out Angelina’s feet.  It looks like she could either be wearing nude flats, or else her feet are so leathery from malnutrition she no longer needs shoes. 

…shrug…

Seriously. you. idiot.  Put some fucking correct clothes on.  Come on, just once.  Look it’s easy…You have a cute white eyelet dress.  Put on a slip.  Was that hard.  They make trashy slips.  They also make sexy slips.  You can still be WT, just stop showing us what you got under there.

Ok…so I have a weakness…I buy…no my husband buys and I read…TRASH MAGS!  love ‘em!  can’t stop buying ‘em…

Apparently, so says Life and Style…Ange and Brad are out of love…

Imagine that…would you please, for the love of God, imagine that…

There is no hope for any of us people, it’s over!  Go find the person you want to live the rest of your life with and DO IT!  Life is too short, don’t spend your time on this planet as a miserable cow!

did you get that..NOT! If you want you can still watch her new video…Good Luck!

That’s right boys and girls…you heard it here second…she has nipples…Wanna See?

I am in love w/ love, but this shit makes me want to puke.  Nasty!