sorry kids. I started a new job last week and my days have been filled w/ trainings and meetings. And since it’s a new and way better job, I figure I should actually do some god damned work for once in my lifetime. So far, since I graduated from college, I have been able to avoid that part of the working world. Time to grow up, bitches!

So, this weekend in the ATX goes as follows. Beers w/ my boy on Friday night, and then on Saturday, we went downtown for the gay pride parade and the Republic of Texas bikers rally. I have some killer pictures, so I will get those up asap…

I have no idea what is going on in the world of celebrity gossip, cuz frankly, my life is too fucking important and special for me to fuck up the gig that I got goin on…

Love you, sweeties…

be back soon…

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It happened while I was out gettin crunk…but yes, it’s true…Ash is off the market and Jess was the maid of honor and Tony Romo was her date! If you care, get a real fucking job, you stupid freak!

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Ok, yum! BF and I had dinner here last night to celebrate his birthday… yes, he is older than me …and it was so delicious!

We started the evening off with the roasted green chile queso w/ homemade fresh, fried tortilla strips ($6). The queso was very light and very tasty. The fresh fried tortilla strips were far superior to any tostada you would find at a tex-mex joint! We also decided to share the iceberg wedge salad w/ grape tomatoes and a very light and creamy buttermilk bleu cheese dressing ($8). BF is not into iceberg lettuce, but I thought that it was a fine pallette for the crisp bacon bits and rich dressing. Iceberg retains its temperature better than most lettuces, so it was perfect for this dish. I had the natural Niman ranch filet served with a tobasco hollandaise and a stuffed beef steak tomato ($32). Holy shit. It tasted just as good as it sounds. The steak was seasoned to perfection and melted in my mouth. BF had the brown sugar and coffee rubbed natural beef brisket, lean cut ($14). While I did not try it, he always gets the brisket, and he is self proclaimed brisket connoisseur, I take his word that it was good. In fact, there was only one piece left on the plate when he was done! We rounded our meal off with two family sides (large portions to feed 2-4 people) of mashed new potatoes w/ creme fraiche ($6) and some pan seared french beans, also $6.

Lamberts does not have salt and pepper on the tables. In most situations, this really pisses me off, it’s conceited to me. However, this food was seasoned to absolute divinity and they knew it! No salt and pepper shakers needed!

Next time I go back, and there will be a next time and it will be soon, I am going to try the banana creme pie! YUM! We had cake at the house so I just could not do that to myself at the time…

The bar upstairs hosts a M-F happy hour from 5-7, and plenty of music to make your drinks go down that much faster. Check out their Myspace page for more details…And if you live in Austin…you can come visit me and my BF on 5/17 b/c his band,Baby Robots ,and several of our friends’ bands will be playing together that night!

Bon Apetite, Bitches!

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Many Birthdays

The Diagonals

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He has the most beautiful voice and I can’t stop listening to him…

Check out his Myspace page…NOW!

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He sported some gold cleats for the England vs. Paris game. Isn’t that a little bit cocky? It is, that is why I love it. I love a man who knows he’s the shit.

David’s fam was in tow to help him celebrate. Word on the street is that Becks got a yellow card in the first half. Mmmmm, yellow cards get me hot. So does soccer. And soccer players…

Apparently, a cap is an international appearance. I am really not sure. I so don’t have the patience for that. I like sports to look at the boys. CNN.com can give you more info.

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Yay, one of my favorite brainless reads is going to be a movie…Isla Fisher is starring in Confessions of a Shopoholic! Ok, if you know me, I like to do me some shopping! This movie, just like The Devil Wears Prada, will be netflixed! So sorry bf!

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That’s right boys and girls, little Kingston is about to have a playmate…keep watching for the bump watch.

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The police are not sure what to make of the videos of Amy smoking crack, but her record label is reporting that the song-bird is in fact…ta da…in rehab.

FUCKING FINALLY, YOU LOONY BITCH!

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New day, not much new news.  TMZ is reporting that Ambien, Xanax, and some other xcriptions as well as a rolled up twenty dollar bill were found in Heath’s room.  The money will be tested for residue.  Toxicology reports will be available in the next couple of weeks.

Remember this…Old Dirty Bastard dies from a Tramadol/Cocaine cocktail…hmmmm.

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Aww….How sweet!

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