Get the fucking, picture, boys? I mean, god damn, what’s so hard about being a fucking gentleman these days? It makes all the other bull shit you guys do just a little bit easier to deal with. And yes, we deal with it.

Like French shoe designer Christian Louboutin.  He designs the sickest shoes ever.  Move over Manolo.

I am obsessed with his signature red soles.

Look here boys…THIS is a ring!

I am sue that you have all heard the rumors around so far.  I just thought I’d post this pic as it is not too often we see the entire brood together.

However, let me take this moment to point a couple of issues I have with this picture….

1.  Why the hell is Shiloh’s head so damn big?

2.  Why do they all look like they are traumatized?

3.  Check out Angelina’s feet.  It looks like she could either be wearing nude flats, or else her feet are so leathery from malnutrition she no longer needs shoes. 

…shrug…

Little Miss Sunshine just came on…I feel a good cry about to hit!  Sweet Dreams.

w/out that really old, reworked, wrinkly, plastic, mother of the ugliest bitch in the world, bag by his side. Sure she may be hot to many, but you can’t even begin to convince me that someone his age…or mine…wouldn’t rock his fucking world. Hopefully she’ll die soon…she’s like 100…and give the rest of us a chance…

anywho…for now, we will stare lovingly at Ash while he takes a rest after dining alone at LA hot spot eatery Mr.Chow!

Last we saw she was in Paris shopping and looking like a million bucks and now she is taking a dip at her pool on the Spanish island of Ibiza…..

…and I am sitting in my cube writing about it, wondering if I am going to eat breakfast or starve myself today, while it’s raining outside and I should still be in bed, and wanting a new kitten, while there are starving children all over the world.

Apparently these two are fresh off the plane from “luxury condo” shopping in NYC…….hmmmmm

The Potter trio step out to view their own film in 3D…

 btw, it’s ok, nerds are sexy.