Wow, he, LL, and Brit must all share the same rehab facility!  He was arrested yesetrday on alleged drug possession charges.  Alleged, people?  Like, I am pretty sure we are in our right to go ahead and assume that this dude was just plain ol fucked up!

Alright, this rumor is still in the beginning stages, but I heard that Paris Hilton is moving to Austin.  I am disgusted, grossed out, and am just feeling plain dirty about it.  Look.  We have plenty of celebrities around here enjoying themselves and all this town has to offer.  My heart is officially broken, well, at least until someone can tell me this is simply not true!

For like some plastic surgery reversal or something.  Do they have such a thing?  Maybe not.  If they did, it’s unlikely Fergie would look the way she does.

did you get that..NOT! If you want you can still watch her new video…Good Luck!

Apparently she is on the Nicole Richie as well. WTF? Rehab? Yeah, but this time it’s not cuz the alcohol…btw…the before picture was taken two years ago…BUT STILL!
Husband thinks she looks like a cheap Mexican whore…no offense to the Mexicans…or the whores, but I think he may be on to something…

This is nearly too comical to continue…Please read the CNN link and see how LaLo is trying to weasel out of this one.  The blow not yours?  Why did you run off to rehab?  To prevent yourself from going to jail?  Excuses excuses…they don’t work here Ms. LL, I’m not buyin it.

But still, please keep up your super egotistical, maniacal, depressing psycho babble so I can continue to write nasty shit about you!  Cuz that is what we live for!

CNN.com for more…

OMG, this is pure fucking entertainment.  Apparently, arrested last night around 2am on charges of DWI, possession of a “controlled” substance…wonder what that could be…and of course, driving on a suspended license. 

Way to go LL!  You are definitely keeping me busy today!  Keep it up girlfriend.  Your train wreck of an ass is doing wonders for my biz.  Fuck all this shit, “we wish you luck, good luck, blah blah blah…”  Time for the pokey, you’ve had enough chances! 

ps, your alcohol monitoring device must have fallen off?  shrug

CNN.com for more!

“British jazz crooner Amy Winehouse needs a lesson in good manners. The singer was performing in Cornwall, England when she forgot some lyrics and then allegedly spat into the crowd. Nice. According to Page Six of the New York Post:

Folks at her Eden Project show in Cornwall, England, the other night say the beehive-haired pop cutie seemed frustrated when she forgot some lyrics, then worked up some saliva and spat into the crowd.

Members of her entourage were coming onto the stage, obviously worried she couldn’t go on, and she would just shout             ‘F**k off’ at them.”

Holy shit!  This girl rocks.  However, I have a feeling she may be a one album wonder, her liver is going to give up on her.  Yeah, I drink…a lot… and I also know that if I had all the money in the world, I’d buy all the best wine in the world and build a cellar to store it all, and keep the door closed and you’d have to feed me candy bars from under the door cuz I’d be such a wreck I wouldn’t want anyone to see….But to do it in public?  Geez, Ame!

What is wrong with this picture?  ha ha ha ha h a hahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahah!

According to WWTDD.com and others, Lohan likes drugs.  I am laughing so hard at this new revelation that I cannot type anymore.  Please, read on for yourselves.  And don’t forget the favorite WWTDD.com jabber at the end…a batman belt?  I love you Tyler Durden!

“The New York Post, Metro UK and Star Magazine all now say (or imply) that Lindsay Lohan is already back using drugs just days after finishing a six week stay at Promises rehab.  They must be beaming with pride.  Page Six asks: 

WHICH hard-partying starlet has figured out a way to get high while wearing an alcohol-monitoring anklet? She was asking where she could score some Ecstasy at a Vegas club the other night… 

And Star even says she was getting drunk and high while in rehab: 

A source said, “She uses ‘whippits,’ the tubes that you buy that contain nitrous oxide.  She mixes that with the cold medicine Coricidin.  Together they get you really wasted.  At first, the counselors couldn’t figure out how she was getting high, but then they found the cold medicine and whippit containers under Lindsay’s bed.  Lindsay admitted to using the stuff in group counseling meetings and said she was sorry. 

The monitor she’s wearing is just insulting.  Remember, she put that on herself.  No one checks it.  No one looks at the results.  It doesn’t even look like a real monitor.  It looks too big.  It’s probably a Batman belt.  But again, what am I supposed to be looking at?  What is it supposed to prove?  She might as well wear a wizards cap with stars and crescent moons on it.  “Look, see, still not drinking.”