Last night (or whatever the night is that it was on) singing for the tv show Dancing With the Stars. She is like a rollercoaster with her weight. Hey, don’t yell at me. It’s the truth.

Ahhhh, yes. The hundred yard stare. I think I have seen that one before…like when i look in the mirror at 3am on Friday night.

I don’t know where she was, and I really don’t care. You shouldn’t either.

Let WWTDD.com show you the goods!

I mean, what the hell…that much money and you still cant make the cellulite go away…or lift that shit a little? I don’t believe it. Carrie Underwood was right…Jessica is kind of fat.

So sad.

She kicked off her state fair tour (yes, you heard me correctly…from arenas to state fairs) yesterday in Indiana! I can barely conceal the smile on my face at this posting. I love to see the demise of others like this one…and let me add, what the fuck is she wearing? That shirt looks like a sausage casing. Please. Just b/c you can’t make it in the pop world doesn’t mean you can try your wanna be talent in each genre. I used to think you were cute when you were younger and ignorant, but now that you are just plain ignorant it’s time for you to go into hiding. I promise, it’s best for everyone.

Damn, you suck. Nick and Vanessa are so digging this!

…and she leaves nothing for the imagination…oh, that’s right, I forgot who I was talking about. A naked girl in a men’s magazine. Makes perfect sense now.

There is this girl at my office that I can’t stand. She reminds me of Jessica Simpson. Not becasue she’s hot, cuz she’s not. She’s all washed up and dresses like my grandma would if she were still alive, but whatever. They are both incredibly blind and transparent. For me, that is fucking hilarious. I come to work just to hear all the dumb shit that comes out of her mouth. If she only knew…