…Here is your official GBJ warning…NSFW (NOT SAFE FOR WORK) means that if you click on the word here…you will see boobs and stuff.  If you are at the office or your wife is a horrid prude, just don’t do it.  For the rest of you…enjoy! 

34E, 24, 34…Wanna see her topless?  Click here!  Thank you WWTDD.com!

As Jack and Meg White say, “You can’t be a pimp and a prostitute too…”, Mayer has stepped up to the plate.  He will show them.  Although I love to look at his complete hotness and the sound of his voice gives me the chills…(watching him sing is not so attractive), a man with such a gigantic ego just does not do it for me.  Pick up this months GQ to hear all the fucked up shit he has to say.  My personal fave?  He’s done caring what people think about him.  Yeah, ok.

For Jane magazine.  Others to follow suit?  Serena Williams, Claire Danes (barf), et al, but clearly, Eva has stolen the show!  And I can see why!

Her name is Delilah DiCrescenzo, a Chi town native, a 25 year old Columbia graduate, and Olympic hopefull.  She is obviously getting a lot of press from this song…Interesting.

w/out that really old, reworked, wrinkly, plastic, mother of the ugliest bitch in the world, bag by his side. Sure she may be hot to many, but you can’t even begin to convince me that someone his age…or mine…wouldn’t rock his fucking world. Hopefully she’ll die soon…she’s like 100…and give the rest of us a chance…

anywho…for now, we will stare lovingly at Ash while he takes a rest after dining alone at LA hot spot eatery Mr.Chow!

I really really really want to post some pics here, but for the sake of my bad ass reputation and Dotspotter.com…I will not….Please click HERE and look all you want!

Booble.com…are you freaking kidding me? Porn minute news! I love this shit!

According to the official Los Angeles Sheriff’s Department website, Lohan was held in custody for about an hour around 4:00 PM, until she was released on $30,000 bail. Sources close to the case tell TMZ that this was simply a routine process, as often times people arrested for driving under the influence are simply cited and released.  The actress was released on her own recognizance, routine for a first time DUI offense.  For now, Lohan is scheduled to be back in court on the 24th of August.

According to WWTDD.com and others, Lohan likes drugs.  I am laughing so hard at this new revelation that I cannot type anymore.  Please, read on for yourselves.  And don’t forget the favorite WWTDD.com jabber at the end…a batman belt?  I love you Tyler Durden!

“The New York Post, Metro UK and Star Magazine all now say (or imply) that Lindsay Lohan is already back using drugs just days after finishing a six week stay at Promises rehab.  They must be beaming with pride.  Page Six asks: 

WHICH hard-partying starlet has figured out a way to get high while wearing an alcohol-monitoring anklet? She was asking where she could score some Ecstasy at a Vegas club the other night… 

And Star even says she was getting drunk and high while in rehab: 

A source said, “She uses ‘whippits,’ the tubes that you buy that contain nitrous oxide.  She mixes that with the cold medicine Coricidin.  Together they get you really wasted.  At first, the counselors couldn’t figure out how she was getting high, but then they found the cold medicine and whippit containers under Lindsay’s bed.  Lindsay admitted to using the stuff in group counseling meetings and said she was sorry. 

The monitor she’s wearing is just insulting.  Remember, she put that on herself.  No one checks it.  No one looks at the results.  It doesn’t even look like a real monitor.  It looks too big.  It’s probably a Batman belt.  But again, what am I supposed to be looking at?  What is it supposed to prove?  She might as well wear a wizards cap with stars and crescent moons on it.  “Look, see, still not drinking.” 

 

Becks has his first practice with the LA Galaxy.  Does anyone else feel sorry for the rest of his teamates.  Does anyone know any of their names?  Shit, they must be huge losers…and then all of a sudden, here comes the David.  It seems like all this attention and a $50 million contract may cause a little rift in team spirit…anyone?

I wish I could explain to you all what I would like to do to this man, but then, it would be a “differnt” kind of a blog……..yes, please!