Sean Penn, recently divorced from wife Robyn White, and long time single Nemcova made an appreance together at the Oscar’s last night. Sources say the two were hand in hand and whispering in each other’s ears all night long…Oh, how sweet. He’s still creepy to me!

Nemcova was a survivor of the Tsunami in which she lost her long time beau…:( See bitches, you could be having a worse day!

I know, I know…I should have known this by now.  Look ppl, shit has been crazy…and I mean c-r-a-z-y for me lately.  It was not until today I even remotley like doing this crap, sorry.

But, I’m back, ok…I will forgive you if you forgive me.

Someone tell me more!

October 31, 2007 — ODD couple alert: Ashley Olsen has a new, older man. The 21-year-old twin showed up to the Rose Bar at the Gramercy Park Hotel Monday night with Tory Burch‘s ex, Lance Armstrong, 36. Our bar spy said, “They came together with a group of friends. Ashley drank red wine, sat on his lap and they were making out all night. They left together around 2 a.m.” Armstrong has been spending more time in town since he bought a home here. Another source said, “He tried to make Tory happy when they were dating by buying a place here, but she couldn’t deal with him not actually living in the same city, so they broke up.” Olsen’s rep didn’t return calls.

You can read the dirt here, but from these pics at a recent Rendition premiere…they look an awful lot like Angelina and Brad at the Mr. and Mrs. Smith premiere when he was not cheating on his wife, Jennifer Aniston, and Angelina was not a home-wrecker. I repeat…she was not a home-wrecker!

I can’t find any of the right pics…if you look at this often, you don’t need ‘em. Memory!

Gracias!

While Leo was in Paris, apparently Bar and Kelly were in Tel Aviv. At a hotel. Slater was detained for assault on a photog trying to get shots of the two together. Sounds fishy to me.

An open letter to Bar Rafaeli:

Dear B,

You may a supermodel in all your young, sweet, hotness, but how could you do this to my boy. I mean, come on. Kelly has been with Gisele, (after Leo) and Cameron Diaz, (after JT) of late…Gastada!

Love GBJ…

note: Gastada means “washed up” in espanol!

Irina Lazareanu, a Canadian model has stepped forth to fill Kate’s shoes…no such luck.

These two just completed shooting a Woody Allen film together.  When asked recently, Pen says the two are “just really good friends”. 

note:  I fucking love “really good friends”.  They’re the best!

I totally love her!

According to reports, these two were seen getting cozy yet again at The Hard Rock Hotel and Casino for 50′s release party.  Apparently these two, where on earth have I freaking been, have been caught together before at last year’s Cannes. 

Paris admits to having a crush on 50, and he gives her kudos in his new song and asks that she call him for a real date.

more…

What?  Ghost riding the whip isn’t good enough for the heiress?  Get out.

Are you ready world?  The Corey’s have a reality show about to drop called The Two Corey’s…no, I am not shitting you!  Get ready!