I am not shitting you, folks! How nasty is this? I am sure the Hilton family is very pleased that their sausage wallet of a douche bag daughter went and got hitched at the Little Wedding Chapel in Vegas to Benji Madden. Ok, let’s recap…It did not work for Britney Spears or Nicky Hilton (along w/ a handful of others) what on earth was she thinking? No actually…what the fuck was he thinking? He just ruined himself!

Update: April fools. Ok, I just found that out…duh.

I am totally serious. Why won’t anyone put this bitch in her place. Looks like she went shopping for some Benji-style bling this weekend. I wonder how he feels about that? Too bad she could not have donated the money she dished out for those jewels and helped out one of those charities she was telling Larry King about? You know who I feel sorry for most? Her poor, emaciated, anorexic sister, Nicky. (The family member that actually works for a living) Oh yeah, and her grandfather, the one that “made” (a Good Charlotte throwback, yes) the name what it is in the first place only to have slutted out by his knappy ass granddaughter. Way to go you filthy bitch!

First of all, I cannot for the life of me imagine why anyone in their right mind would want to touch this slut bag with a ten foot pole. You know she has some serious disease hiding behind all those sweat suits and sunglasses that she wears. Here is my take on the situation…Paris sees Nicole and Joel (Benji’s bro and Good Charlotte band mate) happily ever after w/ baby in tow, and she just can’t handle it! So, not only does she try to “settle down”, but she does it w/ Benji….EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW…Shouldn’t she be doing some charity work somewhere? Helping the poor and the children and the cancer patients? Hey, that’s what she said she was going to do after she got out of jail. That was a nice try, bitch. I highly doubt you will ever make any kind of fucking mark on this world…the tape does not count. Neither do the diseases you spread.