That’s right kids, 28 year old Holly Madison has officially called off her relationship with 82 year old Hugh Hefner (aka Puffin)!

Care? That shit just don’t seem right anyways.

I don’t know if you have been keeping up with the chaos that surrounds The Girls Next Door, but whatever, let me enlighten you…also, if you click here, you can see some titties! We all like to look at hot Playboy titties…especially when they are covered in flour…or whipped cream…or cum.

From WWTDD.com

- The sixth season will be the last for Girls Next Door. Hef has made the decision to end the show and his relationship with Kendra and Bridgett. He and Holly are still together, for now. Season 5 will be the last with the three original girlfriends. Season 6 will focus on finding replacements, maybe two, maybe three.
– The search is already underway. Two new girls, one 19 and one 22, were at the Playboy mansion this past weekend as possible replacements. They are not current Playboy or professional models, both have regular jobs.
– Miss October 2008 Kelly Carrington may be on the short list to become one of the new girlfriends.
– Dasha (this girl) is not on the list to replace Kendra or anyone else. That story was put out by her people. There is no validity to it.
– Kendra is absolutely engaged to Hank Baskett. She has to deny it publicly for the sake of the show but in reality Hef knows and is fine with it.
– Bridgett really has not had sex in three years. She is dating someone but they have not slept together. It’s not clear why, maybe a lingering sense of loyalty to Hef. He would not care if she did. Hef adores Bridgett and wants the best for her, including a happy relationship, as long as its kept quiet for a few more months.
– Hef is with Holly, Holly is with Hef. For now. They have made no decision about their future. He can’t marry her but they have tried to have kids, so far unsuccessfully. She is not sleeping with Criss Angel. She does like spending time with Criss, but she also like spending time with Dave LaChapelle and other flamboyant gay guys. Feel free to reread that last sentence and draw your own conclusions.

Now, that is some scary shit! It’s Monday. On any given Monday I am not into working another week so I am usually pretty glum. However, after seeing this picture, I perked right up…ready to work…

And why is she with Hef? I thought he was more into the natural lady. Holly should be the candy on the arm of some amateur wrestler that works out at the Jersey Shore and performs magic tricks in Atlantic City.

Here is a shot of Holly in all her glory after her surgery…

Yes, the outfit is totally retarded, but please pay attention to the face area! Not the boots!