And only because he is soooooooooooooooo hot!

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Yes, I was ,indeed. My very good friend is “the big dog” of the tv show and he gives me the tickets I want. He has me spoiled…Anyways, we went on Sunday to see Bette and Pinetop Perkins play and, as ususal, it blew my mind! She was so full of energy and soul and had such a divine stage presence. The studio only holds about 300 people and the sound quality is far superior to anything I have ever heard in my life. It was so emotional, the kid next to me was crying…you know who you are ;)…

Here is where I become a huge stuck up, obnoxious, brat! YOU CANNOT GET TICKETS! You can’t buy them, you can’t trade for them, you just can’t. (I am sure that there are some people out there that can, but most of you cannot) You can listen to the radio to hear the secret location where they will give away the free tickets…if you can even find the schedule of who is playing…and wait all day in line for a “maybe” ticket. No Thank You!!! I will stick w/ my main man on this one…but if you decide to see for yourself, good luck, you’re gonna need it! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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“It’s fun trying to get pregnant.”

– Gwen Stefani, on the process of baby making, to V magazine

Look people, try all you want, just don’t do it!

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That’s what I read from gabsmash.com.  Hopefully it’s not true.  Hopefully she is going in for some extended plastic surgery and some dental work.  This hoe is ick!

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So, the last I heard, Carey and Pink had decided on an open relationship…pre-marriage…and then, her clock starts ticking, and once a bitch wants a baby, all the fun ends from there.  No more open relationships, no more fun.  Pa-lease.  If I had to look at her face every time I wanted to fuck, I would have this brunette bitch on my sleeve too, in hopes of erasing the evil  memories of sleeping with a WWE heavy weight champ.

Anyways, the pic was taken in Vegas, it did not stay in Vegas…and Pink is pissed.  Don’t know who the sassy hoe is in this pic, but sure is a fuck load better to look at then P-I-N-K.  You go Carey.

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That’s right boys and girls, meet the lovely Frances Bean Cobain.  Daughter of (fucking ridiculously hot) grunge-rock god, Kurt Cobain, and sorry waste of flesh Courtney Love.  Sorry, but it’s true.  However, by the looks of these pics, the 15 year old Frances looks like, despite growing up in a very jaded spotlight, might be well on her way to making a name for herself.  She claims that there are approximately 200,000 fan based websites out there about her already.  Looks like she inherited her mom’s ignorance.  200,000, come on. 

Oh well, she’s cute.

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Fucking fab!  One more bitch whose life is shittier than mine today!

Apparently, Mischa was pulled over for driving under the influence and without a license.  When are these folks ever going to realize that you need a license to drive and that if you are too good for public transit, hire a fucking driver.  dumb bitches all over the damn place!

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These photos (thank you, WWTDD.com) are the fuel to the fire that was the argument between Pam and Rick Solomon which resulted in divorce papers being filed…which doesn’t really mean anything, actually…

Apparently Rick hit the roof when these photos were leaked, pissed off that his wife is obviously way fucked up and Mr. Angel is about to suck her tit, can you blame him?

Safe to say, if I were Rick, I think I would have been the one to file those papers!  And sign them!

A note to Rick Solomon -

Although the world knows how big of a useless slut you are, you are doing yourself no favors by hanging around with this fucking tramp.  Really, what were you thinking?  Wake up, baby…the world is laughing at you…not with you.

Holiday Cheer,

GBJ

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GAUHATI, India - With Rwanda off her charity calendar, Paris Hilton has turned her attention to the plight of … drunken elephants in India.“The elephants get drunk all the time. It is becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making alcohol available to them,” the 26-year-old socialite was quoted as saying by the World Entertainment News Network’s Web site.In the wake of her jail term for an alcohol-related reckless driving case, Hilton is seeking to remake her image from club-hopping party girl to world-traveling do-gooder. She announced plans to do charity work in Rwanda, but the trip was postponed until next year.Then opportunity for Hilton’s “global elephant campaign” knocked last month when six parched pachyderms broke into a farm in the state of Meghalaya and guzzled farmers’ homemade rice beer. The elephants went on a rampage, then uprooted an electricity pole and were jolted to death.“There would have been more casualties if the villagers hadn’t chased them away. And four elephants died in a similar way three years ago. It is just so sad,” Hilton was quoted as saying in last week in Tokyo, where she was judging a beauty contest.Sangeeta Goswami, head of animal rights group People for Animals, told The Associated Press: “I am indeed happy Hilton has taken note of recent incidents of wild elephants in northeast India going berserk.”“As part of her global elephant campaign, Hilton should, in fact, think of visiting this region literally infested with elephants,” Goswami said.Hilton’s publicist couldn’t immediately be reached Tuesday to verify her comments. Another conservationist said elephant alcohol abuse was just a symptom of the real problem. (No, he wasn’t talking about celebrities.“Elephants appear on human settlements … because they have no habitat left due to wanton destruction of forests,” said Soumyadeep Dutta, who heads Nature’s Beckon, a leading regional conservation group. “A celebrity like Hilton must focus her attention on this fact.”

This girl blows my fucking mind!  Even if I could get away w/ being so ignorant…I wouldn’t.

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Don’t know how she does it, but this bitch is amazingly beautiful…i love her…no matter what, i love her!

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