That’s right boys and girls, meet the lovely Frances Bean Cobain.  Daughter of (fucking ridiculously hot) grunge-rock god, Kurt Cobain, and sorry waste of flesh Courtney Love.  Sorry, but it’s true.  However, by the looks of these pics, the 15 year old Frances looks like, despite growing up in a very jaded spotlight, might be well on her way to making a name for herself.  She claims that there are approximately 200,000 fan based websites out there about her already.  Looks like she inherited her mom’s ignorance.  200,000, come on. 

Oh well, she’s cute.

Fucking fab!  One more bitch whose life is shittier than mine today!

Apparently, Mischa was pulled over for driving under the influence and without a license.  When are these folks ever going to realize that you need a license to drive and that if you are too good for public transit, hire a fucking driver.  dumb bitches all over the damn place!

These photos (thank you, WWTDD.com) are the fuel to the fire that was the argument between Pam and Rick Solomon which resulted in divorce papers being filed…which doesn’t really mean anything, actually…

Apparently Rick hit the roof when these photos were leaked, pissed off that his wife is obviously way fucked up and Mr. Angel is about to suck her tit, can you blame him?

Safe to say, if I were Rick, I think I would have been the one to file those papers!  And sign them!

A note to Rick Solomon -

Although the world knows how big of a useless slut you are, you are doing yourself no favors by hanging around with this fucking tramp.  Really, what were you thinking?  Wake up, baby…the world is laughing at you…not with you.

Holiday Cheer,

GBJ

GAUHATI, India – With Rwanda off her charity calendar, Paris Hilton has turned her attention to the plight of … drunken elephants in India.“The elephants get drunk all the time. It is becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making alcohol available to them,” the 26-year-old socialite was quoted as saying by the World Entertainment News Network’s Web site.In the wake of her jail term for an alcohol-related reckless driving case, Hilton is seeking to remake her image from club-hopping party girl to world-traveling do-gooder. She announced plans to do charity work in Rwanda, but the trip was postponed until next year.Then opportunity for Hilton’s “global elephant campaign” knocked last month when six parched pachyderms broke into a farm in the state of Meghalaya and guzzled farmers’ homemade rice beer. The elephants went on a rampage, then uprooted an electricity pole and were jolted to death.“There would have been more casualties if the villagers hadn’t chased them away. And four elephants died in a similar way three years ago. It is just so sad,” Hilton was quoted as saying in last week in Tokyo, where she was judging a beauty contest.Sangeeta Goswami, head of animal rights group People for Animals, told The Associated Press: “I am indeed happy Hilton has taken note of recent incidents of wild elephants in northeast India going berserk.”“As part of her global elephant campaign, Hilton should, in fact, think of visiting this region literally infested with elephants,” Goswami said.Hilton’s publicist couldn’t immediately be reached Tuesday to verify her comments. Another conservationist said elephant alcohol abuse was just a symptom of the real problem. (No, he wasn’t talking about celebrities.“Elephants appear on human settlements … because they have no habitat left due to wanton destruction of forests,” said Soumyadeep Dutta, who heads Nature’s Beckon, a leading regional conservation group. “A celebrity like Hilton must focus her attention on this fact.”

This girl blows my fucking mind!  Even if I could get away w/ being so ignorant…I wouldn’t.

Don’t know how she does it, but this bitch is amazingly beautiful…i love her…no matter what, i love her!

I don’t either…but I do now…wanna see more?

Why the hell wouldn’t you?  Click here…it will take you where you need to go…promise!

I have no idea where she is or what she is doing, but you all should just appreciate the fact that GBJ is not opposed to showing you some lovely boobies!

“A German paper gave a concert revue of the Amy Winehouse show in Zurich last night, although it so sounds more like a eulogy.  Amy apparently came on stage, drank gin and tonics and wine, cried, scratched incessantly at her skin, sat down, cried some more, then ran off stage.  All in all, it was a entertainment extravaganza that left a jam packed auditorium squealing with delight and begging for more.  Maybe next time she can just fall down and start sleeping right there on stage, snoring and knocking over her bottle of gin.  Then for the encore they could come put a sparkler in her hand or something.”

Wow…my hero?

You can read the dirt here, but from these pics at a recent Rendition premiere…they look an awful lot like Angelina and Brad at the Mr. and Mrs. Smith premiere when he was not cheating on his wife, Jennifer Aniston, and Angelina was not a home-wrecker. I repeat…she was not a home-wrecker!

I can’t find any of the right pics…if you look at this often, you don’t need ‘em. Memory!

Gracias!