Apparently, Maxim knows what’s up! This bitch is fucking smoking hot!

“Now I’ma break it down just to tell a little story
Straight out the box, from the gangsta category
About a sucker, a sucker motherfucker….”

Wake up America!

bt w…Eazy E rules my former life!

From WWTDD.com

BRITNEYS DRUG DEALER IS A GIRL: Star says that a “pretty, petite brunette who specializes in top-grade cocaine and Ecstasy,” has been visiting Britney Spears at all hours of the night during her recent stays in various Beverly Hills hotels.  “One night, she came by three times between midnight and 5 a.m. Britney doesn’t even try to hide it anymore.”  So apparently if you want to find Britney’s hotel room, just follow the groove worn into the carpet by all the drug dealers and pizza guys.

I knew it!…I want that!  Give it to me!

In NYC…She’s amazingly beautiful, GBJ loves her…and her dress!

In a statement, Gore said he was “deeply honored,” adding that “the climate crisis is not a political issue, it is a moral and spiritual challenge to all of humanity.”

The former vice president said he would donate his half of the $1.5 million prize to the Alliance for Climate Protection, a U.S. organization he founded that aims to persuade people to cut emissions and reduce global warming.

More? 

An open letter to Ann Coulter:

Dear Ann,

Go rot in hell you stuck up piece of shit.

Love,

GBJ

 

These two just completed shooting a Woody Allen film together.  When asked recently, Pen says the two are “just really good friends”. 

note:  I fucking love “really good friends”.  They’re the best!

I am not kidding folks.  This dude looks just like my pops!  However, if this were my old man and Eva and Petra were hangin all over him, you may see my mom in the background.  Most likely.  Or, then again maybe not.  He does go out “on business” a lot.

j/k ma.

 

“The Michigan Supreme Court has agreed to review a sex assault case involving allegations against a local pastor, and the devil.

Michigan’s high court has agreed to hear the case because a key piece of testimony, about the devil, was not allowed. According to court records, the woman indicated she “had been raped by a demon” and sexually assaulted by Satan himself, who she claimed was living in her attic at the time of the exorcism.”

MoRe!

OMG, I hate to laugh…oh wait, no I don’t.  I think we have all felt like this a time or two, sweetie. 

Best Wishes,

GBJ

So sick! I am so not kidding.  I have vowed to give up the whiskey for a while, but I have a feeling it will make an appearance on this night!

STOKED!

As of Wednesday, Brit loses custody of her boys to her ex-rapper…yo!  That’s right, K-Fed…the man no one had any confidence in, will take full custody of Sean P and Jayden J, “until further notice”.  Awwwwwww

Fucking, FINALLY!  Gee-zus!  I mean come on.  Why did it take so long?  Damn!

Yo boys make good dads.  Obviously.  This man has cum of steel.