Yep, that’s right…this big old, gun-fan, anti-human, ass-hole died last night at his home at the ripe old age of 83. No one knows why. My guess is that the devil needed a new right hand man.

Fuck you man, now Columbine can Rest In Peace!

She does not look happy.  She was at the Groucho w/ bf Jamie Hince.  All black.  So chic.  I love her.  I know you do too.

I should clarify that it was pointed out to me that a vegan does suck down a bowl of queso.  Fuck.  My bad.  Look, I don’t steer clear from meat and dairy for the animal’s sake…don’t click here if you have a weak belly… I do it for allergy reasons.  And I just feel better in general.  I can go rather long strides without having either…for some reason I am repulsed by chicken and turkey and shit…but, I tell you what…The second I am in Ruth’s Chris and I want a fliet mignon served in sizzling butter and a damn creme brulee for dessert.  I will have it.

So, for ACL when I said that I retired from veganism for the chicken cone, I was not being a stuck up vegan, PETA, whore.  I was simply stating a fact without stating all the facts. 

So, if you care…there you are.  Honesty is your best policy.  At least 90% of the time anyways!

Viva la queso!!!!!!!!!

~GBJ

But that doesn’t stop Helena and Penelope from being all up in his shit…It must be that St. Tropez air…

If you believe a fucking word that Life and Style says…here you go!

In support of their new movie, I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry!