You know, I am kind of on the fence with this one. While I would never in a million years want to expose my “brown eye” to the world, I have a sneaking suspicion that these covers may just draw some unwanted attention to the anterior region. For whatever it’s worth, ETSY is a world of goodness!

I’m over it. Go find that shit somewhere else.

gbj

That’s right. He is ruining himself little by little…apparently this shot was taken at a bar in Essex on Saturday!

I suppose all I have to say is, who hasn’t sucked the spit out of this hoe cakes gnarly pie hole? SLUT.

Do you guys really believe that the DC Madam killed herself? All of the backwards back stabbing, public robbing, white collar, politician, wanna be your representative, care for the world and the state that we are in, lying, using assholes, had nothing to do with it? I call this homicide! The perfect murder? Perhaps…Open your eyes mother fuckers, you are letting these faggots run your world! BAD IDEA! Stand up for you, stand up for me…think for yourselves…this was an inside job…if you disagree, you need help. You are paying for this shit, bitches. The average American can’t buy a home, we owe too much in taxes…and at the same time, our representatives are fucking hookers on their lunch break and taking them to nicer hotels than you will ever see in your lifetime…and you know what you stupid fucks, you are paying for it…where is the justice? DO SOMETHING!!!

I wish I could say that I thought this was a giant lie, but it’s fucking not people…I saw this shit yesterday but had just eaten my gd breakfast taco and could not deal! WWTDD.com has some of the juiciest, most gnarly pics I have ever seen in my entire life! I have a confession to make…on the day that I got married, my dad walked me down the aisle and when he let me go, I was so nervous that I planted one right on his lips…I did not realize what I had done until the pictures came back and to my complete fucking horror, my eyes were also closed! NASTY! No one has ever seen this pic except for me and the person that developed them. And I have not even told anyone about it! GROSS!

And now, all of a sudden, that pic looks like a giant lollipop at Disney World!

These two belong on that polygamist ranch, or in Austria with that other really creepy dude!

I am fucking appalled that I am a 30 something well educated woman and the first I hear about this is from HBO. People…did you learn about this in high school? Did you learn about this in college? No, you didn’t. have you ever taken a good hard look at what is going on in this world? do you really know what the fuck happened w/ chernobyl? look at the diseased, watch those that have no other option…these people have no choice…and you fucking wannabe martyrs that have no god damned idea what the fuck is going on…and you know how i know that…cuz if you did…I WOULD HAVE READ ABOUT THIS IN MY HISTORY BOOKS! what-the-fuck!

I am not shitting you, folks! How nasty is this? I am sure the Hilton family is very pleased that their sausage wallet of a douche bag daughter went and got hitched at the Little Wedding Chapel in Vegas to Benji Madden. Ok, let’s recap…It did not work for Britney Spears or Nicky Hilton (along w/ a handful of others) what on earth was she thinking? No actually…what the fuck was he thinking? He just ruined himself!

Update: April fools. Ok, I just found that out…duh.

Here is pic from Demi’s Flawless party last night…There is just too much wrong here, boys and girls. For starters, Bruce’s gf, Emma Hemming is stealing the spotlight and Demi does not look happy about it. It is her movie after all, and her man (Ashton Kutcher) aint no where in sight! Secondly, Bruce has that evil, “I just one-uped you, you old bitch” smile on his face. Young pussy makes a man smile like that! And then there is the unfortunate Tallulah Willis in tow. She looks like the fucking joker…hope she doesn’t follow in Heath’s foot steps. That would be tragic, indeed.

Linsday who? Now this bitch is on to something. Forget coke and whiskey, Amy’s style is straight to the source. The new party animal. Pete Doherty style!

I wonder how many pairs of Spanx this one has to pour herself into everyday? Do you think she stores water in that mother fucker? She could feed a small country if she had a bbq with her left over meat. This is just out of total control!