Fashion Week NYC is here. Let’s just go over some things.

They are inside for the Miss Sixty show. Demi is wearing sunglasses. No one else in the audience seems to be bothered by the blinding lights inside the tent. Her daughter, Rumor = the most horrendous looking chic ever. Her husband, Ashton…I lost all respect for him when he married this washed up hooker.

Maggie looks better than she has in a long while, and Hilary…that poor girl still looks like a man.

Well alrighty, then.

No Shit? 

I am so not joking folks!  Some fucking dip-shits in Germany decided this would make sense to study.  Furthermore, CNN decided they should report on it!  Wow…

Want to read the full, total genius sha-bang?  CNN.com for more…

How?

“That would be beautiful,” Nugent said when asked if he would run for governor of Michigan in 2010. “I have threatened to do so and I was sincere.”

Macon Daily for more info…

W-T-F…are you kidding me?  Her kids are like alien hot.  The little man (blonde) Presley and his little sis Kaia.  I’m in awe. 

 

Alright, this rumor is still in the beginning stages, but I heard that Paris Hilton is moving to Austin.  I am disgusted, grossed out, and am just feeling plain dirty about it.  Look.  We have plenty of celebrities around here enjoying themselves and all this town has to offer.  My heart is officially broken, well, at least until someone can tell me this is simply not true!

Need I explain?

OMG!  I just absolutely cannot believe this.  surgery?  try it!

Holy shit!  She looks like some sort of creature that crawled out of a cave and is not supposed to be seen during the day.  Yes, she’s preggers, but give me a damn break bitch…where’s the paper bag when you need one?

…I mean, it’s so jacked up I will leave him alone for everything else wrong in this picture.  He needs to go to Utah w/ LaLo!