I am totally serious. Why won’t anyone put this bitch in her place. Looks like she went shopping for some Benji-style bling this weekend. I wonder how he feels about that? Too bad she could not have donated the money she dished out for those jewels and helped out one of those charities she was telling Larry King about? You know who I feel sorry for most? Her poor, emaciated, anorexic sister, Nicky. (The family member that actually works for a living) Oh yeah, and her grandfather, the one that “made” (a Good Charlotte throwback, yes) the name what it is in the first place only to have slutted out by his knappy ass granddaughter. Way to go you filthy bitch!

No shit boys and girls! This is your girl! And we all know what she looks like now, so there is no need for me to post that mug!

First of all, I cannot for the life of me imagine why anyone in their right mind would want to touch this slut bag with a ten foot pole. You know she has some serious disease hiding behind all those sweat suits and sunglasses that she wears. Here is my take on the situation…Paris sees Nicole and Joel (Benji’s bro and Good Charlotte band mate) happily ever after w/ baby in tow, and she just can’t handle it! So, not only does she try to “settle down”, but she does it w/ Benji….EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW…Shouldn’t she be doing some charity work somewhere? Helping the poor and the children and the cancer patients? Hey, that’s what she said she was going to do after she got out of jail. That was a nice try, bitch. I highly doubt you will ever make any kind of fucking mark on this world…the tape does not count. Neither do the diseases you spread.

Yes, this is really him, and no, this is not a joke…WTF did the Simpson family do to this poor guy?

Apparently the divorce rumors were the result of a “messy argument”, but now the two just want to work it out.  Well, I am not claiming that Rick is some hot piece of ass or anything, but it seems to me that Pammy may be out of her prime.  I wouldn’t touch this bag w/ a ten foot pole.  I wouldn’t even touch this shit w/ David Beckham’s ten foot pole.  Oh wait, well, maybe I would.

I know, I know…I should have known this by now.  Look ppl, shit has been crazy…and I mean c-r-a-z-y for me lately.  It was not until today I even remotley like doing this crap, sorry.

But, I’m back, ok…I will forgive you if you forgive me.

Someone tell me more!

October 31, 2007 — ODD couple alert: Ashley Olsen has a new, older man. The 21-year-old twin showed up to the Rose Bar at the Gramercy Park Hotel Monday night with Tory Burch‘s ex, Lance Armstrong, 36. Our bar spy said, “They came together with a group of friends. Ashley drank red wine, sat on his lap and they were making out all night. They left together around 2 a.m.” Armstrong has been spending more time in town since he bought a home here. Another source said, “He tried to make Tory happy when they were dating by buying a place here, but she couldn’t deal with him not actually living in the same city, so they broke up.” Olsen’s rep didn’t return calls.

Look boys, if you save the pic to your hard drive and then edit it, you can ZOOM in…Yes!

Right?  Who really cares where she’s shopping or that she left her loser-wanna-be-snowboarding, douche at home.  All we really want is the camel toe!  It would be much better if those were crotchless tights…right?

While Leo was in Paris, apparently Bar and Kelly were in Tel Aviv. At a hotel. Slater was detained for assault on a photog trying to get shots of the two together. Sounds fishy to me.

An open letter to Bar Rafaeli:

Dear B,

You may a supermodel in all your young, sweet, hotness, but how could you do this to my boy. I mean, come on. Kelly has been with Gisele, (after Leo) and Cameron Diaz, (after JT) of late…Gastada!

Love GBJ…

note: Gastada means “washed up” in espanol!

I warn you, it’s gross…fake tits, vomit, you name it. Legally I cannot copy and paste so if you are so inclined, my friends, please click here!

Yes, that is a mini Valentino bag in that little bitch’s hands.  This is a beautiful example of Angie’s humanitarian efforts.  Take a child out of her native land and shower her with handbags that cost more than the houses on the east side.

Nice. Totally unnecessary.