That’s right. Her rep has confirmed that the twosome have split, “but remain friends”. WTF? This hoe can’t keep a good dick if her life depended on it.

Now, I love me some Drew and all, but you cannot tell me that all of those hotties she’s been with…Fabrizio Moretti..ahem…that she just could not find something in them. I love to see people in love and I loved seeing Drew and Justin sucking each others faces wherever they went. Sorry, I think it’s sexy. But hey, don’t judge me….she is the one on trial!

Jul 4 2008 8:00P
Albuquerque, NM @ Atomic Cantina w/ Of God and Science, and Oktober People

Jul 5 2008 8:00P
Tucson, AZ @ Plush w/ El Ten Eleven, and Saint Rorschach

Jul 6 2008 7:30P
Phoenix, AZ @ Modified Arts w/ BACK TED N TED, CABLE CAR CRASH, & MILO (doors @ 7:30pm)

Jul 7 2008 8:00P
San Diego, CA @ the Beauty Bar

Jul 8 2008 8:00P
Los Angeles, CA Live Sunrise Film Score @ The Silent Movie Theatre (8pm)

Jul 9 2008 8:00P
San Francisco, CA @ Hemlock w/ Ad Hawk

Jul 10 2008 8:00P
Arcata, CA @ Jambalaya

Jul 11 2008 8:00P
Portland, OR @ Towne Lounge w/ Logs, and Pacific UV

Jul 12 2008 8:00P
Olympia, WA @ The Voyeur w/ A Room Called Remember, and Derek M Johnson

Jul 13 2008 8:00P
Seattle @ Funhouse EARLY SHOW 4pm Start time w. Joy Wants Eternity, and You.May.Die.In.The.Desert

Jul 15 2008 8:00P
Missoula, MT @ The Palace

Jul 16 2008 8:00P
Denver, CO @ Old Curtis

Jul 17 2008 8:00P
Lawrence, KS @ Replay Lounge w/ This Alibi, and Lethe

Jul 18 2008 9:00P
OKC @ the Conservatory w/ Traindodge

Jul 19 2008 3:00P
Good Records - instore (3pm)

Jul 19 2008 9:00P
Denton, TX @ Hailey’s w/ Zanzibar Snails

Visit their MySpace page for a sample of what you could hear if you are lucky and they come to a town near you!

thank you, bf

“if a bartender can get fined for serving drunk people, why can’t a waitress get fined for serving lard asses?”

just think about it!

So, this weekend in the ATX goes as follows. Beers w/ my boy on Friday night, and then on Saturday, we went downtown for the gay pride parade and the Republic of Texas bikers rally. I have some killer pictures, so I will get those up asap…

I have no idea what is going on in the world of celebrity gossip, cuz frankly, my life is too fucking important and special for me to fuck up the gig that I got goin on…

Love you, sweeties…

be back soon…

I will start with the BAD list…

Primizie Osteria, Austin, Texas…the atmosphere blew, the food sucked, and the service was as cold as my grammy six feet under. Wait she was cremated, anyways, you catch my drift…

Ave. B Grocery Store and Sandwich Shop…the guys that owns this is a fucking cock face. Unfortunately, his food is the shit, but I will never return. EVER!

Bossa Nova - UGH! I don’t even know where to begin. However, I saw the asshole that I refer to in this entry at the local corner store…it was night and that douche bag still had on his sunglasses…and he informed us that he now works at the coffee shop right next to my house (Quack’s, which BF and I refer to as Wack’s, cuz it sucks dick as well). So, in the defense of the very sweet owner of Bossa Nova, I will go back and give it a shot knowing that the fucker that makes me want to hurl with every breath he takes is gone! One step forward for Bossa Nova.

The GOOD list!

Lambert’s Fancy Downtown BBQ - There is not enough positive things I can say about this place. Beyond the amazing music that plays, the historic building, and the calm of being off 6th Street, the food is to die for. On a recent trip in, I had the skirt steak served with a hot Cholula butter…hold on kids, that one will blow you right over!

I also suggest that you try The Little Deli on Woodrow, possibly the best sandwich in town! Another one of my faves is The Blue Dahlia for a bistro style setting…amazing, organic, and local!

Bon Apetite, fuckers!

PARIS, France (AP) — A Paris court on Tuesday convicted Brigitte Bardot of provoking discrimination and racial hatred for writing that Muslims are destroying France.

Brigitte Bardot wrote an angry letter criticizing Muslims in 2006.

The court also handed down a $23,325 fine against the former screen siren and animal rights campaigner.

A leading French anti-racism group known as MRAP filed a lawsuit last year over a letter she sent to then-Interior Minister Nicolas Sarkozy. The remarks were published in her foundation’s quarterly journal.

In the December 2006 letter to Sarkozy, now the president, Bardot said France is “tired of being led by the nose by this population that is destroying us, destroying our country by imposing its acts.”

She was referring to the Muslim feast of Aid el-Kebir, celebrated by slaughtering sheep.

French anti-racism laws prevent inciting hatred and discrimination on racial or religious or racial grounds. Bardot had been convicted four times previously for inciting racial hatred.

I know, it’s old news. I was dumbing it down in Honduras w/ my bitches on the beach…so…love it or leave it!

Rock pioneer Bo Diddley, whose signature beat laid the foundation for decades of tunes by artists from Buddy Holly to U2, has died at 79. His black hat and “cigar box” guitar made him a distinctive figure, but it was the rhythm he laid down that became a rock staple.

So sad…

OUCH! That hurt!