Your Next “Reality”: The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, er…POODLE!

WTF!?!

That’s right girls and boys, now that “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” are filing for bankruptcy and the show is moving to Houston to film the southern girls and their mad bling and awful accents, and “Jon and Kate + Eight” is now just “Kate + Eight” (I’d rather stab myself in the eye), TLC is forced to come up with their next smashing success.  What did they choose?  Why, of course, they chose to film the lives of competitive, EXTREME dog (mainly poodle) groomers. 

WTF #2?!?

Well, ok, I guess.  Whatever.  This is not my reality, but  I am sure there are some women in Palm Springs and Boca Raton that are gonna eat this shit up…and follow suit!

WTF #3?!?

Ps, I am in the wrong business, kids.